DISCLAIMER: Rurouni Kenshin is owned by Shonen Jump and Watsuki-sensei.
This is merely a little tribute of fandom.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Let My Bokken Do The Talkin' `~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I let my bokken do the talkin',
At the dojo or in town,
When Yahiko is a freako
Then I gotta beat him down.
When the laundry's in a quandry
Or Kenshin's acting strange
I let my bokken do the talkin'
To all within my range.
It's a booster for the Rooster
To get his rear in gear.
Kasshin style will beguile
Even queers with spears!
And if a Fox sometimes mocks
My grace or natural charm
She'll be threatened with my weapon
(But, I'd never do her harm.)
It's perplexing and quite vexing
And no one really knows
Where I could have hid the wood
That deals out vicious blows.
I let my bokken do the talkin',
Cause I've got lots to say
Villians, allies, even spies
Best not get in Kaoru's way.
I'm not meek, or even weak
Like some have me mistook
I let my bokken do the talkin'...
But, when I'm really mad...
I'll cook.
This is merely a little tribute of fandom.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Let My Bokken Do The Talkin' `~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I let my bokken do the talkin',
At the dojo or in town,
When Yahiko is a freako
Then I gotta beat him down.
When the laundry's in a quandry
Or Kenshin's acting strange
I let my bokken do the talkin'
To all within my range.
It's a booster for the Rooster
To get his rear in gear.
Kasshin style will beguile
Even queers with spears!
And if a Fox sometimes mocks
My grace or natural charm
She'll be threatened with my weapon
(But, I'd never do her harm.)
It's perplexing and quite vexing
And no one really knows
Where I could have hid the wood
That deals out vicious blows.
I let my bokken do the talkin',
Cause I've got lots to say
Villians, allies, even spies
Best not get in Kaoru's way.
I'm not meek, or even weak
Like some have me mistook
I let my bokken do the talkin'...
But, when I'm really mad...
I'll cook.
