Inside a dark room sat an unconscious man. Who was this man you ask well he was a certain person my friend wanted to hurt and abuse, and because it's her birthday here at "tanjoubi mugen" also known as birthday dreams it is my obligation to make dreams come true. (AN: no matter how much I hate to do this to him.) "Hey China." my friend said to me "Hey Taylor." I replied with a hello to the afor mentioned person. "So he's out in the back room number four forty I can't believe you got me to do this." I replied then dropping my head on the counter. "Well I did promise that if you got me this as my birthday present I'd quit hurting so many people in the series at night." "Well yeah so I guess its worth it just try not to maim him too much." I replied you see my friend is going by her real name right now, but her oc is Secret(AN: Hope that's right Taylor please correct me if I'm wrong) so I'll be calling her that for now on in this story. "Alright let me just open four forty and you can go back there also I got you a cake it's in there also." I said before preforming a jutsu to unlock the door." Alright its open hope you enjoy yourself." I said to her as she left.

*In room four forty*

"Sasuke wake up Sasuke." Secret said laughing maniacally "Oh OH Kami its Secret let me HELP!" Sasuke yelled but sadly all rooms are made with sound proof doors.

*We interrupt this fan fiction for breaking news*

"Hello I'm reporter Tarioki sauce and we are informing you that there's free dumplings at the Jaded Tiger here in Amegakure please hurry before we run out that is all."

*Back to room four forty*

As we come back we see a gruesome sight Secret eating cake and Sasuke out cold, poor fellow you can only imagine what horrible stuff happened. Sadly we could describe what she was doing so we cut in with a news report.