I just thought of this randomly and thought it would be fun. It's really short, but, hopefully it'll give you some laughs. xD I did this kind of thing when writing fanfiction for Naruto, and I thought I should drag it over here. X3 Enjoy.
Broadwaybadass has signed in.
iSweep has signed in.
Broadwaybadass: well looky here, butler boy slacking on the job to watch his pr0n.
iSweep: Not now I'm reading something. Not … pr0n? or whatever that is.
Broadwaybadass: pshhh stop lying to urself.
iSweep: Would it kill you to type like a human being? You could always pretend.
Broadwaybadass: wutever niles everyone does this nowadays. What r u reading anyhow?
iSweep: I'm not even sure. It's this story and there are characters with our exact names and background information.
...
iSweep: I'm afraid we are being watched…
Broadwaybadass: o yeah, cuz its just so thrilling to watch you clean.
iSweep: And if it's any amusement to watch you stuff yourself all day. We have Sylvia for that.
iSweep: Why don't you look at it yourself?
iSweep has sent Broadwaybadass a link.
iSweep: Are you reading?
Broadwaybadass: quit spamming me im reading it.
iSweep: spam…? As in the can?
Broadwaybadass: the hell is this crap?
iSweep: It's a story written by someone on this "fanfiction. net" site. There are multiple stories.
Broadwaybadass: I dunno whether im flattered to be written about or if im pissed off at the lowlife who writes this. Do they not have a job? What do they do all day?
iSweep: Same as you; sit in front of the computer and bloggg.
Broadwaybadass: blog? The hell I don't blog.
iSweep: says so right here… oh wait, nevermind. It's just a story by… LaurenLaneLover?
Broadwaybadass: who the hell is lauren lane?
iSweep: The icon is a picture of her.
Broadwaybadass: ... she looks just like me!!
iSweep: Really? I don't see it.
Broadwaybadass: ur blind
iSweep: No. She's actually appealing…
Broadwaybadass: ur such a pig
iSweep: Sure thing, chicken.
Broadwaybadass: u know these "fanfics" are sorta funny.
iSweep: Indeed. Look at this other one.
iSweep has sent Broadwaybadass a link.
Broadwaybadass: what's this one bout?
iSweep: Just look at it.
Broadwaybadass: ... my life is OVER!!
iSweep: there, there, Babcock. I'm sure Ms. Fine and Mr. Sheffield haven't done any of those positions.
Broadwaybadass: loathe you.
iSweep has signed in.
iSweep: And what are you doing up this late at night?
Broadwaybadass: ive been reading more of these fanfics
iSweep: … may I join?
Broadwaybadass: sure.
Broadwaybadass has sent iSweep a link.
Broadwaybadass: its called Breaking The Threshold by this moun-chan person. I dunno what its about tho.
iSweep: Alright then
…
iSweep: I knew it.
Broadwaybadass: omg.
iSweep: Ms. Fine was right.
Broadwaybadass: omg.
iSweep: You are gay!
Broadwaybadass: AM NOT.
iSweep: I feel a little sick.
Broadwaybadass: uh yah, no kidding. What ur feeling is just a third of what im feeling.
iSweep: That was a horrible experience. I think I best go to bed.
Broadwaybadass: right with ya buddy.
Broadwaybadass has signed in.
iSweep has signed in.
Broadywaybadass: niles I have been reading these stories nonstop. they piss me off so much but I cant stop.
iSweep: Well maybe if you learned to read the summaries…
Broadwaybadass: half the archive is filled with stories of US.
iSweep: Good girl, you know how to count.
Broadwaybadass: nooo! Of ussss.
iSweep: Oh shit.
Broadwaybadass has sent iSweep a link.
--after hours of reading—
Broadwaybadass: god this is agonizing
iSweep: You tell 'em, sister.
Broadwaybadass: who does this fanofgrissom think she is? Making me say all that crap! u know I'd never.
iSweep: Not even under the influence of any antidepressant.
Broadwaybadass: and this Rei-Yuugasa person. Is she asian? Cuz I don't think Asians should be wasting their time writing about white people.
iSweep: I hear you, yo.
Broadwaybadass: and most of all, why am I always the one with brain problems?!?
iSweep: What?
Broadwaybadass: its always me who either gets raped, kidnapped, or in some other accident.
iSweep: That's not true.
Broadwaybadass: eh?
iSweep: Me getting involved with you in an even greater accident.
Broadwaybadass: ahh fuck you.
iSweep: You have done so according to these.
Broadwaybadass: ickk!!
iSweep: Still up?
Broadwaybadass: mhm.
iSweep: fanfiction?
Broadwaybadass: yep.
iSweep: What are you reading now?
Broadwaybadass: a bunch of ones with us chatting online.
iSweep: They just keep watching us don't they.
Broadwaybadass: ahaha, they've got all our screennames effed. Like I'd ever have a screenname named …
iSweep: Mhm. Sure.
Broadwaybadass: all of these stories are whack. 'specially these few by… MiszDaniiBoO? The fuck. and yet another by fanofgrissom.
iSweep: How so?
Broadwaybadass: they all end with us being together and it's like .. *shudder*
iSweep: It appears that you have not run into one that you like, hm?
Broadwaybadass: well, just half of one. Melt by Butler Girl? It's like damn this chick's been stalkin' me good.
Broadwaybadass: the rest just nauseate me. Ugh. And who is this lonelygoatherd thing their doing posting all these contests of us?
iSweep: Relax, babs. They're only stories.
Broadwaybadass: eh I suppose. On the brightside, they are actually entertaining. U know, if ur stomach's doin' well. LOL.
iSweep: of course.
Broadwaybadass: but theres absolutely no way any of these could come true, huh niles
iSweep: Indeed. I'd have to give out my last name before I did anything with you.
Broadwaybadass: I thought it was brightmore
iSweep: 'tis not!
Broadwaybadass: alright then…
iSweep: What's this? I found another story by Rei-Yuugasa called … "That's What She Said". It's another online thingy.
Broadwaybadass: yea I'm lookin at that one too
iSweep: Oh look! She actually has my screen name correct.
Broadwaybadass: lol mine too
iSweep: … the dialogue is quite identical to mine, as well…
Broadwaybadass: same here…
…
Broadwaybadass: niles im scared
iSweep: You listen to me and listen well
iSweep: I ain't yo' daddy
iSweep has signed off.
Broadwaybadass: niles?
Broadwaybadass: fuck.
Broadwaybadass has signed off.
LOL I hope that didn't disturb you all too much. XD
I hope none of you mind that I sorta advertised some of your fanfics. Any of the remarks C.C. made about them, she doesn't mean it. She pinky promises. X3
Good day.
-Rei
