I just thought of this randomly and thought it would be fun. It's really short, but, hopefully it'll give you some laughs. xD I did this kind of thing when writing fanfiction for Naruto, and I thought I should drag it over here. X3 Enjoy.


Broadwaybadass has signed in.

iSweep has signed in.

Broadwaybadass: well looky here, butler boy slacking on the job to watch his pr0n.

iSweep: Not now I'm reading something. Not … pr0n? or whatever that is.

Broadwaybadass: pshhh stop lying to urself.

iSweep: Would it kill you to type like a human being? You could always pretend.

Broadwaybadass: wutever niles everyone does this nowadays. What r u reading anyhow?

iSweep: I'm not even sure. It's this story and there are characters with our exact names and background information.

...

iSweep: I'm afraid we are being watched…

Broadwaybadass: o yeah, cuz its just so thrilling to watch you clean.

iSweep: And if it's any amusement to watch you stuff yourself all day. We have Sylvia for that.

iSweep: Why don't you look at it yourself?

iSweep has sent Broadwaybadass a link.

iSweep: Are you reading?

Broadwaybadass: quit spamming me im reading it.

iSweep: spam…? As in the can?

Broadwaybadass: the hell is this crap?

iSweep: It's a story written by someone on this "fanfiction. net" site. There are multiple stories.

Broadwaybadass: I dunno whether im flattered to be written about or if im pissed off at the lowlife who writes this. Do they not have a job? What do they do all day?

iSweep: Same as you; sit in front of the computer and bloggg.

Broadwaybadass: blog? The hell I don't blog.

iSweep: says so right here… oh wait, nevermind. It's just a story by… LaurenLaneLover?

Broadwaybadass: who the hell is lauren lane?

iSweep: The icon is a picture of her.

Broadwaybadass: ... she looks just like me!!

iSweep: Really? I don't see it.

Broadwaybadass: ur blind

iSweep: No. She's actually appealing…

Broadwaybadass: ur such a pig

iSweep: Sure thing, chicken.

Broadwaybadass: u know these "fanfics" are sorta funny.

iSweep: Indeed. Look at this other one.

iSweep has sent Broadwaybadass a link.

Broadwaybadass: what's this one bout?

iSweep: Just look at it.

Broadwaybadass: ... my life is OVER!!

iSweep: there, there, Babcock. I'm sure Ms. Fine and Mr. Sheffield haven't done any of those positions.

Broadwaybadass: loathe you.


iSweep has signed in.

iSweep: And what are you doing up this late at night?

Broadwaybadass: ive been reading more of these fanfics

iSweep: … may I join?

Broadwaybadass: sure.

Broadwaybadass has sent iSweep a link.

Broadwaybadass: its called Breaking The Threshold by this moun-chan person. I dunno what its about tho.

iSweep: Alright then

iSweep: I knew it.

Broadwaybadass: omg.

iSweep: Ms. Fine was right.

Broadwaybadass: omg.

iSweep: You are gay!

Broadwaybadass: AM NOT.

iSweep: I feel a little sick.

Broadwaybadass: uh yah, no kidding. What ur feeling is just a third of what im feeling.

iSweep: That was a horrible experience. I think I best go to bed.

Broadwaybadass: right with ya buddy.

Broadwaybadass has signed in.

iSweep has signed in.

Broadywaybadass: niles I have been reading these stories nonstop. they piss me off so much but I cant stop.

iSweep: Well maybe if you learned to read the summaries…

Broadwaybadass: half the archive is filled with stories of US.

iSweep: Good girl, you know how to count.

Broadwaybadass: nooo! Of ussss.

iSweep: Oh shit.

Broadwaybadass has sent iSweep a link.

--after hours of reading—

Broadwaybadass: god this is agonizing

iSweep: You tell 'em, sister.

Broadwaybadass: who does this fanofgrissom think she is? Making me say all that crap! u know I'd never.

iSweep: Not even under the influence of any antidepressant.

Broadwaybadass: and this Rei-Yuugasa person. Is she asian? Cuz I don't think Asians should be wasting their time writing about white people.

iSweep: I hear you, yo.

Broadwaybadass: and most of all, why am I always the one with brain problems?!?

iSweep: What?

Broadwaybadass: its always me who either gets raped, kidnapped, or in some other accident.

iSweep: That's not true.

Broadwaybadass: eh?

iSweep: Me getting involved with you in an even greater accident.

Broadwaybadass: ahh fuck you.

iSweep: You have done so according to these.

Broadwaybadass: ickk!!


iSweep: Still up?

Broadwaybadass: mhm.

iSweep: fanfiction?

Broadwaybadass: yep.

iSweep: What are you reading now?

Broadwaybadass: a bunch of ones with us chatting online.

iSweep: They just keep watching us don't they.

Broadwaybadass: ahaha, they've got all our screennames effed. Like I'd ever have a screenname named …

iSweep: Mhm. Sure.

Broadwaybadass: all of these stories are whack. 'specially these few by… MiszDaniiBoO? The fuck. and yet another by fanofgrissom.

iSweep: How so?

Broadwaybadass: they all end with us being together and it's like .. *shudder*

iSweep: It appears that you have not run into one that you like, hm?

Broadwaybadass: well, just half of one. Melt by Butler Girl? It's like damn this chick's been stalkin' me good.

Broadwaybadass: the rest just nauseate me. Ugh. And who is this lonelygoatherd thing their doing posting all these contests of us?

iSweep: Relax, babs. They're only stories.

Broadwaybadass: eh I suppose. On the brightside, they are actually entertaining. U know, if ur stomach's doin' well. LOL.

iSweep: of course.

Broadwaybadass: but theres absolutely no way any of these could come true, huh niles

iSweep: Indeed. I'd have to give out my last name before I did anything with you.

Broadwaybadass: I thought it was brightmore

iSweep: 'tis not!

Broadwaybadass: alright then…

iSweep: What's this? I found another story by Rei-Yuugasa called … "That's What She Said". It's another online thingy.

Broadwaybadass: yea I'm lookin at that one too

iSweep: Oh look! She actually has my screen name correct.

Broadwaybadass: lol mine too

iSweep: … the dialogue is quite identical to mine, as well…

Broadwaybadass: same here…

Broadwaybadass: niles im scared

iSweep: You listen to me and listen well

iSweep: I ain't yo' daddy

iSweep has signed off.

Broadwaybadass: niles?

Broadwaybadass: fuck.

Broadwaybadass has signed off.


LOL I hope that didn't disturb you all too much. XD

I hope none of you mind that I sorta advertised some of your fanfics. Any of the remarks C.C. made about them, she doesn't mean it. She pinky promises. X3

Good day.

-Rei