DISCLAIMER
Naruto and all associated characters are not mine. No profit is being made from this piece.

Correspondence
Caylin –Pixagi- Webster


This is an experimental piece. Enter with caution.

SUchiha's Inbox
Friday, June 5th
1 New Message

FROM: OrangeHokage TO: SUchiha u alive?

BODY: yo, wazzup? u alive? or shuld I nok down yer door to gather teh corpse? sakuras worried about u, and really, im worrying about u 2. leev the house once and awile, you might just liek it or sumthing. watev, do wat u want.

-Naruto

SAVED

Sunday, June 7th
1 New Message

FROM: Med-ninintraining TO: SUchiha Picnic Saturday afternoon?

BODY: Hey, Sasuke-kun. It's been awhile. Naruto and I were wondering if you would like to come with us on a picnic this Saturday at 2pm. No big deal, but it would be great to have you there. It's been a long time since the three of us hung out together.

I tried calling you but you never seem to be home, and you don't appear to be returning my messages. Is everything okay?

Well, let me know.

Sakura -,-'-----

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Wednesday, June 10th
1 New Message

FROM: TO: Did you get my last message?

BODY: Hey, I left a few more messages. Look, I just want to see you. Naruto and I miss you. No matter what you seem to think, we both care about you greatly. If you don't want to go, that's fine, but at least let me know whether or not you'll be there.

Sakura -,-'-----

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Friday, June 12th
1 New Message

FROM: TO: SUBJECT: Vroom!

BODY: dude, your email addres sux major ass! why not sunthin more… i dunno… intresting? like, snakebait1o1 or darkavengerboy?

anyway, sakura wanted to know if you wanted to come with us on a picnic tomarrow. she sez ur not returning any of her calls or emails or anything. watz up with that? its not like shez stalking you or anything. wat, do you just delet all of her emails on site or sumthin? iwuldnt blame you, she was kinda scary for awhile. But, dude, we were like, 12 the time. She's dating LEE now, it's not like shell be all gross and hanging off you and talking all gross like (y do girls do thaT? its weird…do they think that's attractive or sumting?) but seriously, you should come hange out wit us. Itll b fun and we can have a food fight (and have sakura try to kill us XD). So, cmon, hang out wit us. We'll be at the park tomarrow 2. bther or b square.

…ew…

-Naruto

SAVED

Saturday, June 13th
1 New Message

FROM: TO: SUBJECT: new ud cum around!

BODY: c?! that wasn't 2 painful, was it? And 2 tink, u might actually have a TAN (meaning, uv gone from pasty ass to whity mcwhiteboy). & c?sakura wasn't
all gross and hanging off of you. may-b wen gaara gets here in a week we can do it again? Itll b fun, I promise.

Later
Naruto

SAVED

Sunday, June 14th
1 New Message

FROM: TO: wat?

BODY: waddaya mean u don't want to hang out wit gaara? he isnt all homicidal ne more. its not like hes gonna try 2 kill u (again). i wuldnt be wit him if he was.

Naruto out.

SAVED

Tuesday, June 16th
2 New Messages

FROM: TO: ur a douch.

BODY: ur a total ASSHOLE! Y DID U SAY THAT?!? wat the HELL is wrong with u? yea, so wat, hes my boyfrend. y is that a problem? i cant believe ud be a homophobe, so y r you bing so stooped about this? am i missing sumthing here?

Naruto

SAVED

FROM: TO: Well, you're an idiot.

BODY: You know, if you had told him this, oh, a year ago this wouldn't be an issue. No wonder you've been all super loner-emo-boy lately, though.

Still, all your fault.

Sakura -,-'-----

SAVED

Wednesday, June 17th
1 New Message

FROM: TO: o...

BODY: so… yea… finly clickd…

so… uh… how long?

Fuck.

um, shit… fuck. this is SOOO fucked up.

Naruto
Xx

SAVED

Friday, June 19th
1 New Message

FROM: TO: IM SO SRY!

BODY: i did NOT noe he was gonna do that! I SWEAR! IM SO SRY! ill talk 2 him, fuck!

shit…im so sry…

Naruto.

SAVED

Wednesday, June 24th
1 New Message

FROM: TO: Plz stop ignoring me!

BODY: Look, I sed I was sry! PLZ! I shuldntv told him, but I didn't noehed do that! PLZ TALK TO ME AGAIN!

NAruto
TTTT

SAVED

Thursday, July 2th
1 New Messages

FROM: TO: You are such an asshole.

BODY: Why are you avoiding Naruto? He didn't ask Gaara to threaten you, and he most definitely does NOT condone Gaara's actions. He is, in fact, very angry with Gaara for that little episode and would love nothing more then for you to call him or something. Stop being such a jerk, or I'll sick Hinata on you. And believe me, that girl get's pretty scary when it comes to hurting Naruto.

Sakura

SAVED

Tuesday, July 7th
3 New Messages


FROM:
TO: My apologies…

BODY: My deepest apologies, it was wrong of me to threaten you, especially concerning your relationship with Naruto. It is not for me to choose for him his relationships.

My sincerest apologies
Gaara

FWD TO: Med-ninintraining
DELETED

FROM: TO: o, good!

BODY: he actually APOLOGIZED?! woah.. that's awesome. So… wer ok… right? Plz?

Naruto
TTTT

SAVED

FROM: TO: Boys…

BODY: Well, at least he apologized… Naruto must've been holding out big time for that to happen. Oh well, at least he didn't try to kill you or anything.

Sakura -,-'-----

SAVED

END…?
A/N

Well, there you have it, there it is. This was pretty experimental, I wanted to see if I could tell a full out story with Sasuke's inbox. This was actually pretty fun. Everything was pretty much on the fly, but I think it turned out… okay.

Also, please let it be known that ALL of Naruto's spelling mistakes are INTENTIONAL. If you see any mistakes in the other e-mails, however, let me know.

So, let me know what you guys think. Hope you enjoyed it