"Outside, it seems like I haven't been out here in years, Oh wait, I haven't." I thought to myself. I couldn't even remember the last time I had been outside "Maybe it was the time after Rin or Mother died, I visited their graves I believe..." I walked down the street, it was late almost evening and all the beaten down workers were just getting off their jobs and into the pubs for their nightly drink with their friends, but me, I had no friends I was out strictly for business. The only reason I would ever come out in this hell hole. The client I was working for wanted to meet me in one of these horrible clubs.

I finally found the one I was looking for, along the side of a dingy alley called Shangri La. I easily found the entrance and made my way inside. The smells hit me, smoke, alcohol and arousal—"Great it's a strip club. Just what I need loud aroused men and women who are horribly drunk, this client better pay me well. I quickly paid the entrance fee and walked around looking for my client a man named Naraku Onigumo.

"Excuse me are you... Onigumo Naraku?" I said to a wavy dark haired man with a brief case beside him. He merely nodded not taking his eyes off the stage where five girls were dancing, lip syncing to a song and were sexily dressed. "So it's not a strip club just a sort of Burlesque."

"So you're the famous Sesshoumaru Taisho, the world's most accomplished hacker, who has helped multi-million dollar companies make the hacker rates non-existent due to your complex programming, is a multi-millionaire himself and yet the world knows almost nothing about you. So tell me do you think you can help my company, hackers have become ravenous they attack our computers so badly they shut us down for a week! Do you know how bad that is for business, now Naraku Industries only has a couple businesses left under its control, this being one of them, well at least this is my favourite anyway. Do you want a drink?" Naraku said flagging down one of the busty waitresses not waiting for my answer and ordered two scotches and a beer.

I assessed what he told me. There was a new hacker that seemed very accomplished in hacking into companies' mainframes and midranges very easily and did considerable damage, but to shut down a system for a week! That was impressive...

My thoughts were interrupted by Naraku putting down the beer hard on the table in front of me. "I love her... she's my favourite dancer, if only this was a strip club..." He said as he took another long swig of the second scotch he had order, the first looked like it was emptied not so long ago.

I looked up at the stage and there were about three girls up there. The one to the left had her long dark hair in a pony tail, brown eyes, her face was covered in makeup that suggested she was suppose to look like a high school cheerleader. She was wearing a tight black and pink sequined dress and pink leather high heel lace up boots that went up to her knees with black laces, she looked kind but slightly dangerous.

The one to the right had her hair loose where at its full length reached her lower back, she had dark brown eyes she had makeup that was done to make her look exotic, she was dressed in a red tight corset long loose bottom with a white boa with little black ribbons attached to it. She had black high heels on, she looked absolutely untouchable.

The last one in the middle had curly black hair that reached her shoulders, she had dark blue eyes the colour of a stormy night at sea she had makeup that a movie star might wear not enough to make you absolutely fake but enough to make you look like something out of a fairy tale. She was wearing a long blue silk dress with slits up to her lower thigh, fishnet stockings and black tie up high heels, she looked kind and loving.

Slowly they made their way to the front of the stage; their movements synced with each other their hips moving slowly and in a very seductive way. "Beauties aren't they my lovely dancers Sango, Kagome and Kikyou." Naraku said gesturing to each of them as he said their names. I could do nothing but nod the one in the middle he called Kagome was absolutely beautiful, her blue eyes almost unheard of and her body very well toned like the rest of the girls on stage.

Slowly they started swaying and music started playing Etta James At Last they each grabbed a microphone and started lip syncing the song. Sango and Kikyou did a little spin away from Kagome with their one arm out doing little back up ooh's, Kagome who was at the moment lip syncing the first part was doing a light left, right, left with her feet moving her body to the music, then she stepped back and Kikyou came to the front now also swaying her body to the music just as seductively as Kagome had done then Sango came up and took her place singing the high parts with her hands over head dramatically then they all came to the center stage at the last part of the song singing together dramatically ending it with "...And you are mine at, Last!" Then they bowed and walked off stage, where they were immediately replaced by two twins in French maid outfits.

"They are something aren't they," I just nodded at Naraku's comment. "I believe it's those three that embody this place and the only reason this place hasn't gone out of business." He said proudly.

"I thought you said I was the reason this place didn't go out of business." A waitress in a tight black body suit with a short skirt said teasingly.

Naraku winked at her, "You're the second reason that this place doesn't go out of business, and you're what all the men look at when the dancers are backstage changing, Marisa, without you they get bored waiting." Naraku said seductively then smacked her backside as she turned to walk away still giggling which earned him a gasp.

"You are absolutely disgusting I don't know why we bother work for you." A voice said from behind me, which had both of us wheeled around in our seats to find Kikyou, Sango and Kagome looking rather repulsed and in normal clothes.

"Girls, girls you couldn't leave your best friend Naraku all by himself with this club. With all these bills, dancer-less stages and... Delectable females," he licked his lips and watched the backside of another waitress as she passed, "Then again, I'm firing you if it wasn't for you three I'd be crawling with ladies." He said grinning.

"Yeah, and if it wasn't for us, you would also be paying child support for all of those kids, that you had with all of the women you were crawling with." Sango countered back also grinning.

"Kagome, you're not going to help your old pal Naraku against the mean old hags." Naraku said innocently.

Kagome rushed to his side passing me with the scent of jasmine and waterfalls billowing out behind her. "No you guys don't fight with Naraku, he's our friend, right Naraku?" She said defensively hugging him quickly and standing up behind him gripping the back of the chair, in which he sat smiling smugly at the two other girls nodding at everything Kagome said. "Which is also why you are going to listen to us when we say no multi-affairs with the ladies, right Naraku?" Kagome continued looking at Naraku suspiciously.

Naraku bowed his head deeply apparently not paying attention. "Which is why you won't have kids until you are at least 35 to 40," Kagome continued.

Naraku stood up and yelled "Yeah that's right!" Naraku said still apparently not listening.

"...And you will remain sexually inactive until then." Kagome concluded now smiling evilly as she produced a document from nowhere along with a pen which she put in front of him which he signed and it was then quickly snatched away by Kagome.

"That's right; I will remain sexually inactive until... WAIT, what? Kagome how could you do this to me? Trick me your own childhood friend, your amigo, come on we have history..." Naraku whined finally realising what he had just signed, a Miko contract, which made him eternally bound to the contract until it was voided by the Miko it was from or the task was completed.

"Sorry Naraku but it's for your own good." The girls high fived while Naraku cried, I watched the whole scene feeling totally ignored. So I did the logical thing and cleared my throat.

Everyone's eyes were on me.

Author's Note: Hey, it's been a loooooooong time since I last wrote anything and I think I can say that I wasn't very good at it but I'm hoping to turn over a new leaf this year and not depend on anyone to help me with this story besides from your loving or not so loving comments, just read it. I don't give a cats patooty if you don't review though it be nice since i'd like some constructive criticism or songs that I might try and use for the club. Yes Naraku will be a good guy in this story because I think he makes a better ally than a bad guy, let's face it Naraku was a bad bad guy so why not make him good plus he's kind of hot... well anyway enough with my jabbering I have to work on the next chapter which I hope to write before too long. Thanks Charlie-Ann =3