Ownzed

"You can't make me do this anymore!"

"Yes, I can."

"Naruto!"

"Sasuke!"

"You can't!"

"I thought I already had!"

"...you cheated."

"I'll do it again!"

"But you can't! I have a real reason this time!"

"I don't care. I like it how it is now."

"This is ruining my ninja career."

"...?"

"Other ninja recognize me because of this! Even when I'm in disguise they know!"

"So?"

"I can't be an effective ninja this way! No one respects me anymore!"

"I respect you."

"...Nnn"

"Become a teacher, then."

"But-!"

"That way you'll be closer to home..."

"But-!"

"And you won't be in any danger."

"But I hate kids!"

"Start liking them."

"I can't!"

"Of course you could."

"No."

"You should try it! It would be fun!"

"Only to you because you act like a kid anyway!"

"Oh, really?"

"Shut up."

"Of course."

"Naruto! Don't do this!"

"Become a teacher and it'll all be ok."

"I refuse."

"Fine, then you have to live with it."

"I will!"

"Don't complain to me about either or I'll ... I'll get the leash."

"..."

"I will."

"I know..."

"Good."

"...Great, that got me nowhere..."

"Were you expecting it to get you anywhere in particular?"

"Out of this."

"Heehee, tough luck."

"You're terrible."

"Not always."

"Well, you are now!"

"Is this conversation over, Sasuke, because I think we have more... pressing business to attend to."

"...right..."


Sasuke grumbled as he walked into the mission room, tugging on the blue collar around his neck. Naruto could be so ... overbearing. It really did get rather annoying. Not that he minded most of the time, but doing everything that he was told to do did get quite difficult. He loved Naruto, and knew that the blonde felt the same, but sometimes he wanted to throttle his partner... and this damn collar.

Kiba's voice cut through Sasuke's thoughts, "Hey there, puppy, how's life with your master going these days?"

The Uchiha growled lightly. "Shut up."

"Having that collar on must be very troublesome," Shikamaru commented lazily.

A deep sigh escaped Sasuke's mouth. "I'm surprised that Ino hasn't gotten you one yet," he said dryly.


Ok, so, that was the sequel to my story 'Owned.' I don't think that it was quite as good... but, meh. Review, please?