DISCLAIMER: Lellozawa does not own My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay, Death Note or any of the characters mentioned.

Death Note: Tsugumi Obha and Takashi Obata

My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay: Bo Burnham

AN: Hello! I'm Lellozawa. This is my first attempt at a song parody. Sorry if it sucks. Anyway, onwards!


Every time I go to dinner
Seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.
I'll sit down at the breakfast table.
I can talk, well they're not able.
When I look at them I find.
There's a single question on their mind.

I wish it could go back to the way it was
It's not easy now because...

Wammy's House thinks I'm emo,
The also think I'm homo.
Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I talk.
Makes them think I cut.....wrists.

That I cut my wrists.

The goddang question just won't go away.
And I get asked every single day.
I can't help but there there b****es,
When they ask, "Do you like to cut your wrists?"

This is the worst,
Baby this was my fear.
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
Because...

Wammy's House is now shocked.
I'm in my room, and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone
I was Beyond Birthday, now I'm Birthday Beyond.

Wammy's House now suspects
That drinking blood has side-effects.
I'm not emo and that's what I said
If I'm emo hey, God, strike me dead (cough, cough, cough).

That's weird.

Just 'cause I hang with goths at school.
Doesn't mean L makes me drool..

When I look outside, what do I see?
That the clouds in the sky spell E-M-O.
Because...

I think that L might think I'm emo.
What does He know anyway?
Watari gave me a present, don't you see?
The card said, "Don't cut yourself, B!"

Mello once gave me a bag

He said, "There's a razor, B, take a stab."
Why do people say I'm lame-o?
There's no other way.
It's 'cause I'm anti-social, not 'cause I'm emo, alright?

Not 'cause I'm emo......

Just 'cause I keep knives in a sack,.
Or my favorite color is the black......
I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must.
'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.
Because...

Even my boyfriend thinks I'm emo...

You all probably think I'm emo...
Man this song is counter-productive.
La la la la la la...

Because...
Wammy's House thinks I'm emo.
What do they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze.
Catcher in the Rye was just a phase.

Wammy's House thinks I'm queer.
That is all I ever hear.
But I've not cut myself once,
If you don't count that one time.......

After science.

I'm not emo I swear!