A/N: came across some really horrible stories on this site and I am making fun of them. if you want to see the horrible stories i am mocking just go to my community. only author i have in it and look for new beginning series. the worst fanfiction OC Mary sue stories you will ever read. and before anyone else comments that other author is likely not young. ive noticed a fair people who have pmed (i've deactivated pms for the time being) or reviewed defending the other author and saying they are likely young i am guessing not if they just had their 15th anniversary. that means its an ADULT writing it so yeah its okay to attack her since its not some naive 13 year old its likely someone at least in their mid to late 20s. maybe they're even in their 30s which would be pathetic lmao


ello my name is Allison and I am about to start my first year at Hogwarts. Oh yeah and I am a muggleborn too and so even though I am shy and insecure now I am probably going to be a big Mary-Sue. I'm not too sure because I didn't read the whole story about my life but that's probably what is going to happen. After all I am an original character starting at Hogwarts.

So anyway I have older siblings but they are not magical. THat is just for me because I am so special and awesome. So one morning I was dropped off at the train station even though I have a single mother who doesn't drive. Yeah we just askes the neighbour to do it because well she has nothing better to do then to cater to a single mother since eventually I am going to be the most popular girl at Hogwarts.

So I boared the train and the people aorund me talked but I was way too shy so I didn't say anything at all. I just stared out the window feeling soooo shy and nervous even though I shouldn't have because soon everyone is going to love me but everyone will think I am ugly. The only reason they love me so much is because I have the best personality ever and all the boys will fall in love with me despite my ugly looks.

Oh my god maybe no one will like me. Of course they will I am a Mary Sue


Hello my name is Eleanor and I am beautiful but because of my horrible personilty people won't like me and I will become a slut someday and I will be so jealous of my best friend who I haven't met yet but we will be best in like an instant. I will spend the next seven years competing with her for the same guy and she will because that only happens in really bad stories and not real life. Only beautiful girls get the guys and the ugly one doesn't. It doesn't matter how good her personalilty is. For the sake of this fanfiction though my best Mary Sue friend Allison will get the guy even though she ugly.


Hello my name is Tom and even though I am best friends with these three characters I am going to be a jerk for no reason at all. It will be because of Mary Sue Allison that I change. In real life if I actedlike this people wouldn't be my friends.


Hello my name is Ethan and I am going to be the boy that all the characters want but ugly Mary Sue Allison will be the one who gets me. Eleanor will want me and even though in real life that's who I'd go for considering every boy wants her I don't because this is a MAry Sue story and I have to go for the plain ugly girl because the author is probably some plain ugly girl and so I am dating her self insert self. Funny how all the beautiful characters except me are bad people and thats so the ugly girl can live her fantasy life when it reality she is probably some 40 year old loser with a bunch of cats.


A/N yup these are the four main characters and each will have their own chapter and are all horrible despite what the authors says. eventually all the side characters will get stories too because I just simply don't have a life and so I write stories about these fantasy characters.

A/N 2:If you need to find the author I am making fun with these stories check out my community. She blocked me so I am making Mary-Sue parody stories. She's pathetic. It's not just her stories eventually this will have all the steriotypical Mary Sue traits. I'm just using her formula and branching out from there.