Prolog
A/N: Ok, so, I asked another author on here called Dalek Prime, look him up, about making a story on this. Currently, as far as I know, he has 2 star wars AU's on his profile for Gravity Falls and Star vs the forces of evil, they're pretty good, and by pretty good, I mean fucking amazing! So, I kind of wanted to hop on this little band wagon and make a similar AU to this. For those of you who follow me and see my other stories, this will have none of my usual OC's, the only OC will be a completely made up Jedi master, and any other character that I will probably kill off in the chapter after I introduce them. This will take place at the very end, and after the season 2 finale. Everything after that, will be completely AU and made up. Enjoy. P.S. I'm paraphrasing on the opening here.
Disclaimer, I own nothing to do with Rick and Morty, save for my OC, and the idea for this particular story.
3rd Person Pov
A mysterious person on an alien world, very different from Earth, is in a type of motel room, watching the intergalactic news cast.
"Rick Sanchez of Earth is on the run. And the planet that was his apparent safe haven is now the 6754th planet to join the Galactic Federation."
"That's right," the other news caster said, a fly person, who sounds female, "The populous is mostly an evolved form of prime apes that are over 7 billion strong, and eat spaghetti and worship kangaroos! Heh heh," she chuckled, "Spaghetti? Kangaroos? I gotta see this for myself!"
"And you can," the male fly person news caster said, "just contact the Ministry of Tourism to find out how. Now, *insert a bunch of horrifying gurgling noises* is what the kids are calling it, but it may not be what it seems-"
The person turns off the tv. He is a human, or something that passes for human. Tall, around 6'2, long black hair, blue eyes, pale complexion, and lean. He looks young, about 14-16, but his species allow him to age physically slow. He gets up and sighs. "Damn it Rick," he muttered. "You couldn't wait until I contacted you, did you?"
Scrambling around the room, he picks up various things, a belt with a few certain type of holster in it, two long silver cylinders, and a black robe. He also gets a pack and fills it with some essentials, you know, food, toothbrush, a few grenades of various types, and a mini telescope.
Leaving a few cards, currency holders with a lot on them, he opens the door and leaves.
12 Earth hours later
The man is in a bar on a far off, nondescript planet, and he is sitting next to Rick Sanchez, unseen by anyone but the old man. "Come on Rick," he pleads, "don't do it, I can get you and your family off the grid. Get them new lives, new identities, a new chance!" He calms himself, not wanting to break his concentration. "It's a new start for them, and for you."
Rick doesn't react, just finishes his drink. From outside the hear a few screams, and the tell tale sound of several hover engines. "Sorry Ren, but, I have to do this. They have a life back there, on Earth, family, roots. Everything I gave up," He pulls out a picture from the inside of his coat. Smiling slightly, Rick says, "You know, you should have been inside this picture."
The man, Red, says, "Nah, I could have, but I was the cameraman."
"It had a timer function," Rick side smirked at him, then looked back at the picture.
"Eh, I was a mess, my hair was horrible that day," Ren smiled sadly.
"Your hair's a mess now," Rick shot back.
"I kind of like it like this," Ren defended.
Rick chuckled a bit, the his smile slid off of his face. He dropped the photo and turned around. "Watch over them, with the Federation annexing Earth in, things are gonna changer around there." He started to walk away, then stopped, "Oh, and… it was good seeing you. Good bye, don't look for me. You won't be able to get to me where I'm going." And with that, he walked out of the bar.
Ren bent down and picked up the fallen picture. A tear fell on the bottom left corner of the photo. "I promise Rick, I will…. This time, I will watch over them, I swear it," he looked up and walked to the window. Looking out he saw federation troops, genetically grown and cloned fly people, put Rick, who is now in handcuffs, into the back of a hover transport. Soon they cleared out, and Ren walked outside and watched them leave the planets orbit. "And I promise Rick," he said outloud to himself. "I promise that I will get you back, and finally end this nightmare that we've caused…. This time for sure."
3 days later, Earth
A small ship, big enough to hold up to 5 people in relative comfort, a hyperdrive, weapon systems, and a cloaking device for electronics, landed in a small clearing in a wood near a small town called Oldtown. A catch opened up and a ramp slid down from it, forming a walkway. the mysterious person Red slowly walks down, steam hissing from exhaust vents as the engines cool down.
Looking over to the town from under his hood, he pulls out a small remote from his pocket and clicks a few buttons, the ship closes up and powers down. Without the input codes, the ship will not turn on again, at least until someone starts up powers and hacks the computers, but, unless someone stumbles upon the ship and is tech savvy in spaceships, that's not gonna happen…. he is hoping.
Walking down into the town, he finds himself in an ally way. Waking forward, he pauses. His heightened senses is telling him that there are 2 people at the mouth of the ally and one that just stepped in the path behind him, effectively boxing him in.
Mentally cursing himself for the lack of vigilance, he stands tall and says, "I know you're there, come out so we can get on with this." The two at the mouth of the alley come out of their hiding spots, and move towards him, the one in the back stalking forward too. One is equipped with a lead pipe, another a switch blade, the one in the back cracked his knuckles slowly and brought out a brass knuckle.
"So, you knew we were here?" One of the human muggers said, "well, I guess we can get on with this then." He pointed his knife at Ren. "Give me everything you got, and maybe we won't kill you, your choice weirdo."
Red didn't say anything, not really caring for the consequences of what he's about to do, he ops for them to get a little closer to end this more quickly.
When they were within 5 feet of him, the hesitated. The guy was not reacting in anyway whatsoever, who does this freak think he is?! Here they are, 3 notorious cut throats, at least in this county, about to rob and gut him, and all he does is just stand there, and-and… sigh?
Ren just sighed, and waited, feeling his connection to the Force, he waits for the perfect moment to strike.
The one with the knife got impatient and pounced. He raised his arm to bring his knife down on the freaks head, and, quick at lightening, Ren reaches to his belt and brings out one of the cylinders, and presses a button. In an instant, a beam of purple energy sparks to life as he swings lightsaber in a low ark and cuts the man's arm off. It falls to the floor with a splat, but before the thug could register what happened, or the pain, Ren spins on his heel and impales the thug through the heart.
The man is dead, in a flash, he brings the blade out and decapitates the one with the pipe. They both fall to the ground, dead, both with one piece of appendage missing. Ren turns to look at the third soon to be deadman.
They stare at each other, then the prominent smell of urine fills the alleyway, as the thug pisses his pants. With the smell hitting his nose, he turns and runs, yelling his head off. Ren raised his hand towards him and called upon the Force, and an invisible energy forms around the running thug and bungies him back towards Ren. He catches the thug by the back of the neck and slams him into the alley wall. He turns him around so that he's facing Ren, and he stabs his saber through the thugs left shoulder.
"AAAAAGH!" the thug screams, but Ren covers his mouth with his hand.
"Shuuuush," he says quietly. "I have had a very emotional week, so, you're gonna die tonight, but, depending of how fast it is, you're gonna tell me all that I want to know. Understand?" The thug could only manage to nod. Closing his eyes, a few tears leaked out as Ren removes his hand. "Good, now, tell me. Where can I find the Smith residence?"
End chapter 1
A/N: Ok, so, this is happening. As you can see, I'm gonna go much, much much darker than what I normally do for my fics. This is gonna be the equivalent to one season of Rick and Morty, meaning that it is only gonna be 10-12 episodes, or chapters, long. There are gonna be some major time gaps story wise, and production wise, do, don't get your hopes up for weekly updates. I'm gonna try to hash out 1 or two a month, maybe do a big 20,000 word chapter near christmas time, I donno, it's out there in the wind. So, don't forget to follow/favorite, leave a review, please, leave a review, and I will get started on the next chapter in about a week or so. This has been Bigmike33321 signing off! *BOOP*
