Warning ArticUNO - Harry will minorly be OOC (Out Of Character)
Warning ZapDOS - The logic will not exist and will not follow some things canon.
Warning MolTRES - I have a sense of humor that makes me amused, but doesn't make ordinary people amused.
Uno!
"So you're saying the first time we'll practice these spells is in the O.W.L.s?" Harry exclaimed, not happy.
"I repeat, if you've studied the theory hard enough, there should be no reason as to why you cannot do the spell," replied Umbridge.
"And if the theory is wrong?"
"Why, why would the theory be wrong Mr. Potter."
"So if we did something like this," Harry began, raising his hands in the air,
"Animal nukes, animal nukes!
"I call upon your power and ask of you!
"Release the seal that separates the mortal world and Patronus world!
"And unleash my Patronus!
"Like honestly that would be just-" he was cut off when a white, misty door appeared above him, opened, and revealed his Dementor Patronus, that went after Umbridge.
Umbridge's disguise wore off revealing that she was secretly Scabbers, who turned into Peter Pettigrew, who was secretly the Darkness Dementor Princess Queen and died.
The Patronus then disappeared.
Everyone took a while to process what happened.
"What the fu-" Harry was cut off again with a POP!
"Harry!" Rita Skeeter said!
"How the bloody hell did you apprate here?!"
"Why I came since I figured you deserve to know some things.
"First, you are related to Voldemort through his father's side, and have a piece of his soul in you,
"Second, you were close to being Harry Snape,
"Third, you die, and come back to life again and become famous among muggles!"
"Now, I've spoiled too much, obliviate!"
Harry would now wake up thinking the whole thing was a dream that he'd forget about, as well as the rest of the class, as well as the whole school being obliviated by Rita 24/7 in order to ensure no one knew of Umbridge's true identity.
