Hey Guys! First of all, I haven't abandoned my other fanfic (which you can read at:
Spider-Man Fanfic
Please leave a comment and any crossover suggestions!)
So I thought it would be cool if Venom and his son Carnage would do a weekly webcast so that's what I'm doing now! So here's how this will work: Carnage will announce the subject they'll rant about (whether it's a positive rant or a negative one will depend on the subject) and the guest star from the subject and then Venom will use a dimension portal device and pull the Guest Star out! Please comment what you want the next subject and guest star to be! And now, here they are... one of them's black and white and mean... the other's red and black and mean... and slightly insane...
I GIVE YOU... VENOM AND CARNAGE! (cue maniacal laughter)
Venom: Thanks, ILovelucy2004... Wait, that's your NAME?
Carnage: Yeah, are you even a boy?
YES, I am a boy, you jerk! I just chose ILoveLucy2004 as my name because Lucy was my dog who died last year! We had a real funeral for her and everything! That's how much I loved her, you bastard!
V: Wow I'm really sorry dude, we haven't had a pet in ages, but animals ARE better than most people (looks at Carnage).
C: What, I'm a bad person because I made fun of a person's name? Is that it?
V: Yes.
C: Fine.
V: Anyway, Today we're ranting about the Spider-Man actors and how many there are.
C: Let's see... there's Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland, Chris Pine, Jake Johnson, and Shamiek Moore. That's a lot. Let's review who they are, shall we? Tobey was in the original, Sam Raimi trilogy, Andrew Garfield was the Not So Amazing Spider-Man, Tom Holland stole Captain America's shield and later turned to dust while crying, and Chris Pine, Jake Johnson and Shamiek Moore were in Into The Spider-Verse. Yikes. So who's YOUR favorite one, Daddy Dearest?
V: Don't call me that, CLETUS.
C: Oh that's too far, dude.
V: Well lets see, Not Tobey because his third movie made me look stupid, not Andrew because he couldn't save his girl, maybe Tom cause he's so innocent looking, not Chris because he died, maybe Jake cause he's how I imagine Parker at 40 years old, and not Shamiek cause he's a little weird. So either Tom or Jake. What about you, Carnage?
C: Tobey.
V: That guy's an emo crybaby! He cried more than his "girlfriend"!
C: Yeah, that's why I like him best. That's how I truly picture Spider-Man: an emo crybaby.
V: Not cool, dude. Not cool.
C: (troll face) LOL.
V: Well, fine then. that's all we have for tonight folks, be sure to leave a comment and suggestions for rant subjects and guest stars. Signing off, we're your favorite retired Symbiotes, Venom...
C: And Carnage!
C and V: TILL NEXT TIME!
