I am back with another story. As you can see, the title says everything but that doesn't mean I hate Ninjago. I love Ninjago more than myself, this idea it just popped up in my head when I was watching CinemaSins on YouTube. It is a really funny channel, you guys should check it out. Anyway, i'm doing a chapter per episode, so we are starting with episode 27.
*The show starts all old and ancient*
Me: Giving it an old touch to make it look like it was a century ago when basically it was 2 years ago. +1 (Basically I get points when I point out something wrong)
*Kai is explaining how Ninjago City changed*
Kai: Ninjago City soon became...New Ninjago City
Me: It is still Ninjago City...only newer. +1
*Kai is singing in the shower while Jay enters with a camera on his hand*
Me:Jay you perv! Let Kai sing in peace! +1
Also, how did Jay open the locked door? +1
*Before Kai accidently drops the tape, if you see closely, there is a girl in the front who looks like she loved seeing Kai in the shower*
Me: Apparently this 10-year-old girl wants to see more of Kai if you know what I mean *winks eye*. +1
*Students are controlling Zane by electrifying him with a control*
Me: These kids are beings really mean to my bae (Yes, ZANE IS MY BAE, HE IS TAKEN) +1
*Cole is taking away the control of the girl's hand*
Kids: Aww!
Boy: Mr. Cole is the worse
Cole: I heard that! *Cole scurries them off the classroom*
Cole just wanted to stop them from hurting his friend. Is that something wrong? +1
*Nya enters the room as Jay holds his pudding*
Jay: Hey Miss Nya, I save you some pudding.
Nya: What did we talk about?
Jay:Oh right, boundaries.
Me: Really Nya!? He wants to share his pudding with you and you reject! Shame on you! +1
*Nya explains how are they going to Borg Industries for a field trip*
Jay: *Gasp* The Borg Industries!? Home of the famous inventor Cyrus Borg! Inventor of the hover car and everything else cool in this world!- *Zane kicks Jay in the butt* Oww!
Me: Thank you Zane. We really him to shut up. +1
Also, how did Jay know a lot about the city? The ninja are living in a hill or something away from the city. +1
*The students are in the bus, waiting for their teachers*
Me: This might be the smallest school in the world! There is only about 15 kids in the bus! +1
*Everyone stares out to the city, even Nya who is driving*
Me: Nya get your damn eyes on the road before you get in a accident! +1
*Nya crashes into a car*
See!? +1
*Everyone enters Borg Industries as Pixal introduces herself and Zane falls in love with her then Pixal scans him*
Me: She better get her eyes off my man! +1 (This is when I didn't know who Pixal was)
Also "Opposites attract" cliche. Zane is an old model robot while Pixal is a newer model robot. +1
*Cyrus Borg gives them the statue containing the techno blades and techno robes*
Cyrus: You have to protect them with your lives
Kai: Protect? Protect what?
Me: To protect the goddamn techno blades Kai! Come on Kai, try to keep up!
*The ninja got off the elevator before it crashes down in the building*
Guy: Ugh, I'm bored.
Other Guy: Really? Me too actually-
*Elevator crashes*
Me: Now you guys found something to fix and not get bored. +1
*Pixal is giving the students, Nya and Sensei Wu the tour in the factory line*
Me: Isn't a little dangerous to have little kids there? +1
*Pixal eyes turn red and also the machines*
Pixal: This will be the end of your tour.
Me: Okay? This will give little kids nightmares. +1
*Zane hacks into the hover copter and turns it into the NinjaCopter. He waves from where he is as the other guys stare and 'wooah!'*
Me: Quick! Someone put the 'They see me rollin', they hatin' song for Zane! He is feeling like a boss here! +1
*Nya and the students are trying to escape, as they are going straight to the fire*
Me: Now you believe that this was a bad idea to let kids here? +1
*Zane comes in and helps them*
Me: Zane always comes to the rescue to save other people's butt. +1
*A robot attacks the bus containing the students as Cole defeats the robot*
Kid: I always said Mr. Cole was my favorite!
Me: Really!? You just said he was the worse in the beginning of the show!?
*The ninja are having trouble fighting all the robots but then Lloyd appears and helps them*
Me: Also Lloyd has to save the ninja's butt. +1
*The Overlord appears out of nowhere in a screen*
Me: Overlord is back. +100,000 (JK, only +1)
*Sensei Wu starts to run away with something under his arm. Hover Copters caught Sensei Wu as he reveals that he has nothing in the cloth. Overlord gets furious*
Me: Psych! +1
*The ninja are escaping in their vehicles and Lloyd in his Golden Dragon as they talk to each other*
Me: How are they communicating? +1
*Pixal, still evil, is designing the nindroids*
Pixal: Upgrade Complete. *She presses a button as the factory starts making the nindroids*
Me: Evil Nindroids. They already have the Overlord back, they don't need more villains to defeat. +1
Also, bad way to end the episode. It's a freaking cliffhanger! Everyone hates that! +1
*Dramatic Music*
Points in Total: 29 (I think, I don't count good)
Sentence: *Drumroll*
Kicking or saving butts
That is all I have. If you guys didn't like the story, review or PM me. I dont want to keep writing a story that no one enjoys. Well I will be waiting for your guys answer. See you later! Lucy out.~
