I am back with another story. As you can see, the title says everything but that doesn't mean I hate Ninjago. I love Ninjago more than myself, this idea it just popped up in my head when I was watching CinemaSins on YouTube. It is a really funny channel, you guys should check it out. Anyway, i'm doing a chapter per episode, so we are starting with episode 27.


*The show starts all old and ancient*

Me: Giving it an old touch to make it look like it was a century ago when basically it was 2 years ago. +1 (Basically I get points when I point out something wrong)


*Kai is explaining how Ninjago City changed*

Kai: Ninjago City soon became...New Ninjago City

Me: It is still Ninjago City...only newer. +1


*Kai is singing in the shower while Jay enters with a camera on his hand*

Me:Jay you perv! Let Kai sing in peace! +1

Also, how did Jay open the locked door? +1


*Before Kai accidently drops the tape, if you see closely, there is a girl in the front who looks like she loved seeing Kai in the shower*

Me: Apparently this 10-year-old girl wants to see more of Kai if you know what I mean *winks eye*. +1


*Students are controlling Zane by electrifying him with a control*

Me: These kids are beings really mean to my bae (Yes, ZANE IS MY BAE, HE IS TAKEN) +1


*Cole is taking away the control of the girl's hand*

Kids: Aww!

Boy: Mr. Cole is the worse

Cole: I heard that! *Cole scurries them off the classroom*

Cole just wanted to stop them from hurting his friend. Is that something wrong? +1


*Nya enters the room as Jay holds his pudding*

Jay: Hey Miss Nya, I save you some pudding.

Nya: What did we talk about?

Jay:Oh right, boundaries.

Me: Really Nya!? He wants to share his pudding with you and you reject! Shame on you! +1


*Nya explains how are they going to Borg Industries for a field trip*

Jay: *Gasp* The Borg Industries!? Home of the famous inventor Cyrus Borg! Inventor of the hover car and everything else cool in this world!- *Zane kicks Jay in the butt* Oww!

Me: Thank you Zane. We really him to shut up. +1

Also, how did Jay know a lot about the city? The ninja are living in a hill or something away from the city. +1


*The students are in the bus, waiting for their teachers*

Me: This might be the smallest school in the world! There is only about 15 kids in the bus! +1


*Everyone stares out to the city, even Nya who is driving*

Me: Nya get your damn eyes on the road before you get in a accident! +1


*Nya crashes into a car*

See!? +1


*Everyone enters Borg Industries as Pixal introduces herself and Zane falls in love with her then Pixal scans him*

Me: She better get her eyes off my man! +1 (This is when I didn't know who Pixal was)

Also "Opposites attract" cliche. Zane is an old model robot while Pixal is a newer model robot. +1


*Cyrus Borg gives them the statue containing the techno blades and techno robes*

Cyrus: You have to protect them with your lives

Kai: Protect? Protect what?

Me: To protect the goddamn techno blades Kai! Come on Kai, try to keep up!


*The ninja got off the elevator before it crashes down in the building*

Guy: Ugh, I'm bored.

Other Guy: Really? Me too actually-

*Elevator crashes*

Me: Now you guys found something to fix and not get bored. +1


*Pixal is giving the students, Nya and Sensei Wu the tour in the factory line*

Me: Isn't a little dangerous to have little kids there? +1


*Pixal eyes turn red and also the machines*

Pixal: This will be the end of your tour.

Me: Okay? This will give little kids nightmares. +1


*Zane hacks into the hover copter and turns it into the NinjaCopter. He waves from where he is as the other guys stare and 'wooah!'*

Me: Quick! Someone put the 'They see me rollin', they hatin' song for Zane! He is feeling like a boss here! +1


*Nya and the students are trying to escape, as they are going straight to the fire*

Me: Now you believe that this was a bad idea to let kids here? +1


*Zane comes in and helps them*

Me: Zane always comes to the rescue to save other people's butt. +1


*A robot attacks the bus containing the students as Cole defeats the robot*

Kid: I always said Mr. Cole was my favorite!

Me: Really!? You just said he was the worse in the beginning of the show!?


*The ninja are having trouble fighting all the robots but then Lloyd appears and helps them*

Me: Also Lloyd has to save the ninja's butt. +1


*The Overlord appears out of nowhere in a screen*

Me: Overlord is back. +100,000 (JK, only +1)


*Sensei Wu starts to run away with something under his arm. Hover Copters caught Sensei Wu as he reveals that he has nothing in the cloth. Overlord gets furious*

Me: Psych! +1


*The ninja are escaping in their vehicles and Lloyd in his Golden Dragon as they talk to each other*

Me: How are they communicating? +1


*Pixal, still evil, is designing the nindroids*

Pixal: Upgrade Complete. *She presses a button as the factory starts making the nindroids*

Me: Evil Nindroids. They already have the Overlord back, they don't need more villains to defeat. +1


Also, bad way to end the episode. It's a freaking cliffhanger! Everyone hates that! +1


*Dramatic Music*

Points in Total: 29 (I think, I don't count good)

Sentence: *Drumroll*

Kicking or saving butts


That is all I have. If you guys didn't like the story, review or PM me. I dont want to keep writing a story that no one enjoys. Well I will be waiting for your guys answer. See you later! Lucy out.~