People around me succumbed to the Transformer craze. I'm venting my annoyance on Gaara-kun.

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Gaara's Obsession

Loud screams of "TRANSFORMERS!!" echoed all over the quiet streets of Suna. Temari smacked her forehead. She ran towards the source of the noise around the corner. Nobody in all of Suna would have dreamed their serious Kazekage would join the ranks of crazed Transformers fans.

"He's just a kid, he's just a kid," repeated Temari as she advanced upon the noisemaker that was inevitably Gaara. Kankuro had disappeared upon hearing there was going to be a Transformers re-run on TV.

Temari ran smack dab into the hunted redhead and quickly grabbed him by the collar, shaking him silly. She tossed him over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes and proceeded to haul him home, trying to ignore his singing of random verses from the Transformers theme song.

Blondie dumped ginger on their battered couch unceremoniously but Gaara didn't even flinch. He was still grooving to his humming of the accursed theme song. "Why the hell did we take him to the damned movie..." lamented Temari as she shot an ominous glare at Kankuro, who appeared from the kitchen, smiling and eating yogurt.

Kankuro sensed his sister's angry chakra and let out a frightened squeak. He disappeared in a cloud of smoke, leaving Temari to plot her revenge as she remembered Kankuro was the one who suggested they watch Transformers last month.

She realized the tone-deaf singing of her younger brother had stopped and dashed upstairs to his room at the end of the landing.

The muddled blonde kunoichi threw the door open to find Kankuro handcuffed to Gaara's bed as the redhead hurriedly put on his Optimus Prime cosplay suit and proceeded to label his brother his enemy.

Temari stood in the doorway, mouth agape as her eyes fixated on Kankuro's costume. He was stuffed into a pink catsuit with rubber flippers and a ski mask by who? Gaara. Duh.

She closed the door quietly, ignoring Kankuro's agonized cries as Gaara screamed "TRANSFORMERS!!" A loud thud was heard shortly after. Temari slid down to the floor in peals of laughter. Oh mother, if only you could see them!

Oh yes, revenge was sweet.