WARNING: In no way is this meant to be serious. I just wanted to exercise my writing ability to create a bad crossover fanfic. You have been warned.

Big Daddy and Little Sister came out of Rapture's abortion clinic to only be denied access to services. With no other option, the two head up to the surface to a place called Silent Hill. It was a very creepy place, but it didn't scare off the two. They were going to get Little Sister her abortion no matter what. When they got to the clinic, they were greeted by Dr. Pyramid Head. His methods were... unique. He carried around a giant machete, which was so big he has to drag it on the ground. He tried to abort Little Sister via c-section, but was unable to due to his blade being so heavy. Big Daddy, being the paranoid little (or should I say big) fella he is, he went into a rage and drilled through Pyramid Head until he couldn't move anymore. They then called an actual doctor to come in and do the abortion properly, which was a success. And so the duo returned to Rapture, where they made out and got pregnant again.

The End.