A/N: I own nothing. Okay, so, as the title implies, this is a mixture of a bunch of drabbles. Most won't have anything to do with each other, so they're kinda random. Expect to see more impossible pairings and rating changes as it progresses.
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"Geeze, take it easy! It was just a joke! You don't have to get all fussy over it!" shouted Po, backing away from the terrifying female.
"A joke?" she hissed, glaring daggers at the panda. "You insult my honor and my friends and call it a joke?"
"What? No! I just meant you two spend a lot of time together! Nothing bad, just, you know, some of us would like a chance to talk to you two at some point!" Po defended, finding himself against a wall, figuratively as well as literally.
"Tigress!" the call had come from down the hall, a green figure approaching the striped female. "Leave the poor guy alone. He was just kidding around. C'mon, let's get cleaned up, I want to go to sleep soon."
Leveling the panda with one last sneer, Tigress left, closely following her green companion as they made their way to the bathhouse, Tigress opening the door to let them in, quickly shutting it in an attempt to savor the warmth of the room.
Silently tugging off her shirt, Tigress seethed at the panda. Sure, he had earned his stay and her respect as a warrior, but that didn't mean she like the guy. He took things to lightly and it annoyed her.
Shedding her pants, Tigress slipped into the warmth of the bath water, sighing as she felt her muscles relax in the soothing liquid.
"So, what did he say that had you so worked up?" came the query from her close friend.
"He said I needed to spend more time with guys before people started thinking I'm gay," she growled, keeping her eyes tactfully closed.
"I'll talk to him later, okay? For now, you just relax," Viper soothed, tail creeping up her umber arm, squeezing her shoulder reassuringly.
"Thanks, Viper. You always know what to do," Tigress sighed, nuzzling the green tree viper's tail gently.
"You're welcome, Tigress," Viper replied, dipping her head down for a quick kiss.
"So, when are we going to tell them?" Viper questioned, breaking away from Tigress for air.
"After you manage to outlast me," Tigress provoked, grinning suggestively.
"Well, if I'm going to outlast you, I think I need practice. Will you train me?" Viper slyly responded, forked tongue flicking over deadly fangs.
"Come here, my student, and learn to decide your release time," Tigress purred, sliding to the other side of the pool, legs spread, seating herself on the underwater ledge as she shot Viper her most 'come hither' smirk.
As Viper slithered across the rippling surface of the warm bathwater, she smiled at how easily she could calm the fiery tempered feline.
She'd had her at hello.
