Author's note:
The first half of the story is rather short and is about 3 years old so my writing skills may have been not that good but this story is the first proper story I ever wrote so I thought I would post it. I have recently started finishing it so the chapters do get longer :D
Anyways enjoy :D

Chapter 1
Leon woke up hot and sweaty. It had been like this since Ramon died in Ramon's castle. Oddler Saddler was nowhere to be seen and as for Ramon, well, Leon has disposed of him. So Leon decided to live in the castle with his dead friend's body, Luis.
Ashley heard Leon's footsteps. She'd told her dad she wanted to stay with Leon. Leon had objected but Ashley insisted. She didn't want to miss Leon's next adventure.
They had killed El Gigante, Delago, the Bella Sisters, Doctor Salvador, Bitores Mendez and, of course, Ramon.
Ashley had decided she would rather risk her life for fun than be bored in the White House. She closed her eyes and fell to sleep.
"Woof," barked Razzle. Leon had saved him from a trap while he was looking for Ashley. Leon and Razzle had also killed El Gigante. Razzle adored Leon so Leon kept him.
"Woof."
"Shush Razzle, you'll wale up Ashley."
"Woof."
"Oh Razzle shu...oh my god."
Leon dropped the milk on the floor.


Leon laughed. "God damn Ashley," he laughed looking at the thing in front of him.
He kicked it then walked off, Razzle trotting behind him.
"That'll give Leon a scare," Ashley laughed.
She thought how how she'd put a stuffed Iron Maiden in the kitchen as she knew Leon would get his pint of milk.
Leon put on the TV he bought of the merchant along with the free gun. In return the merchant had his own stall in the attic. 'My Coat' he'd named it.
Ashley got up, got dressed and went down. Leon was watching TV so she went to the kitchen. 'Leon had found it', she thought. She opened the fridge and ate pancakes.
Leon decided to play Resident Evil 4. "Hey, there's me!" he joked. He heard Ashley eat.
Ashley sighed as she washed the dishes. She turned round and felt a hand on her shoulder. She got yanked out of the window.
"Leon," she whispered, "Help."

Leon sprawled across the couch and stared blankly at the ceiling and then paused for a moment. He suddenly realised he couldn't hear Ashley washing the dishes as she usually did at 8 0' clock after her breakfast of pancakes. He let out a piercing scream, threw on his Converse and flew to the kitchen (he had just had Red Bull).
Leon peered round the kitchen nervously as he thought Ashley was playing another practical joke.
He bellowed her name loudly twice and when he got no response he began to panic.
His head became sweaty, his vision became blurry and his clothes became baggy. He vomited in the merchant's mouth (the merchant was asleep in the kitchen with his mouth open) and felt instant relief.
Ashley was kidnapped and Leon jumped out of the window.
Leon did a rewind and he shoplifted the sleeping merchant.
He also checked the merchant's undergarments which were Hello Kitty. "Hello little kitty," Leon cooed before comparing them to his own My Little Pony undies. They were so overrated. He stomped in a jealous, girly rage. Leon then got the phone he had just stole and pressed random buttons till he got the right number like Steve. And a grape.