Big Booming Narrator: New York. A place crawling with villainous creatures
with only one goal: to destroy Spider-man (well some might want to take
over the world or get revenge, whatever) but their main goal is to destroy
Spider-man!
Spider-man: Like I did any thing!
Big Booming Narrator: Ah, shut up webhead, this is narrator time.
Spider-man: But-
Big Booming Narrator: Nope, Narrator time!
Spider-man: Wait-
Big Booming Narrator: Narrator time!
Spider-man: Seriously man-
Big Booming Narrator: Guess what kids?
Group of kids: What?
Big Booming Narrator: It's Narrator Time!
Group of kids: Yay!!
Spider-man: Okay, okay, I get it, I'll be quiet.
Big Booming Narrator: Thank you And now, introducing: SPIDER-MAN!
Spider-man: Yes, thank you, thank you, that's why my names in the title for cripes sake!
Big Booming Narrator: Our story starts off with Spider-man fighting bum bum buuuuuum ELECTRO!!
(loud noises, crashing, banging)
Electro: Prepare to die, Spider-man! NO! wait wait, I wanted to throw an insult there, can we cut?
Director Kitty: No, idiot, this is live!!!
Electro: Oops, uh, yea, prepare to die Web guy!
Spider-man: Wow, Electro, did you hurt yourself thinking of that one?
Electro: Grr, I'll get you for that one- no, wait that wasn't evil enough, can we cut?
Director Kitty: Electro WE ARE LIVE!!!
Electro: oh, yea right, uh I should growl more, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, there that's good, uhh, I'll get you, you do- gooder!
Spider-man: Yea right (sprays web fluid all over his face)
Electro: ARRRRGGHHHH!!!! NOT IN THE EYES! NOT IN THE EYES!!! I NEED TO CUT!!!
Director Kitty: Jesus, please help me. Will someone get Electro outta here?! Clean him up and get him out of my sight. Tomorrow we'll try out Venom.
Electro: Did we cut? We cut? All right, see you all at the premier!!
Spider-man: Like I did any thing!
Big Booming Narrator: Ah, shut up webhead, this is narrator time.
Spider-man: But-
Big Booming Narrator: Nope, Narrator time!
Spider-man: Wait-
Big Booming Narrator: Narrator time!
Spider-man: Seriously man-
Big Booming Narrator: Guess what kids?
Group of kids: What?
Big Booming Narrator: It's Narrator Time!
Group of kids: Yay!!
Spider-man: Okay, okay, I get it, I'll be quiet.
Big Booming Narrator: Thank you And now, introducing: SPIDER-MAN!
Spider-man: Yes, thank you, thank you, that's why my names in the title for cripes sake!
Big Booming Narrator: Our story starts off with Spider-man fighting bum bum buuuuuum ELECTRO!!
(loud noises, crashing, banging)
Electro: Prepare to die, Spider-man! NO! wait wait, I wanted to throw an insult there, can we cut?
Director Kitty: No, idiot, this is live!!!
Electro: Oops, uh, yea, prepare to die Web guy!
Spider-man: Wow, Electro, did you hurt yourself thinking of that one?
Electro: Grr, I'll get you for that one- no, wait that wasn't evil enough, can we cut?
Director Kitty: Electro WE ARE LIVE!!!
Electro: oh, yea right, uh I should growl more, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, there that's good, uhh, I'll get you, you do- gooder!
Spider-man: Yea right (sprays web fluid all over his face)
Electro: ARRRRGGHHHH!!!! NOT IN THE EYES! NOT IN THE EYES!!! I NEED TO CUT!!!
Director Kitty: Jesus, please help me. Will someone get Electro outta here?! Clean him up and get him out of my sight. Tomorrow we'll try out Venom.
Electro: Did we cut? We cut? All right, see you all at the premier!!
