Big Booming Narrator: New York. A place crawling with villainous creatures with only one goal: to destroy Spider-man (well some might want to take over the world or get revenge, whatever) but their main goal is to destroy Spider-man!

Spider-man: Like I did any thing!

Big Booming Narrator: Ah, shut up webhead, this is narrator time.

Spider-man: But-

Big Booming Narrator: Nope, Narrator time!

Spider-man: Wait-

Big Booming Narrator: Narrator time!

Spider-man: Seriously man-

Big Booming Narrator: Guess what kids?

Group of kids: What?

Big Booming Narrator: It's Narrator Time!

Group of kids: Yay!!

Spider-man: Okay, okay, I get it, I'll be quiet.

Big Booming Narrator: Thank you And now, introducing: SPIDER-MAN!

Spider-man: Yes, thank you, thank you, that's why my names in the title for cripes sake!

Big Booming Narrator: Our story starts off with Spider-man fighting bum bum buuuuuum ELECTRO!!

(loud noises, crashing, banging)

Electro: Prepare to die, Spider-man! NO! wait wait, I wanted to throw an insult there, can we cut?

Director Kitty: No, idiot, this is live!!!

Electro: Oops, uh, yea, prepare to die Web guy!

Spider-man: Wow, Electro, did you hurt yourself thinking of that one?

Electro: Grr, I'll get you for that one- no, wait that wasn't evil enough, can we cut?

Director Kitty: Electro WE ARE LIVE!!!

Electro: oh, yea right, uh I should growl more, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, there that's good, uhh, I'll get you, you do- gooder!

Spider-man: Yea right (sprays web fluid all over his face)

Electro: ARRRRGGHHHH!!!! NOT IN THE EYES! NOT IN THE EYES!!! I NEED TO CUT!!!

Director Kitty: Jesus, please help me. Will someone get Electro outta here?! Clean him up and get him out of my sight. Tomorrow we'll try out Venom.

Electro: Did we cut? We cut? All right, see you all at the premier!!