Loki: Another hero.

Bartleby: Huh?

Loki: Another mindless crime.

Bartleby: You do that pal!

Loki: Behind the curtain.

Bartleby: What curtain? Are you high or something?

Loki: In the pantomime. on and on, does anybody know what we are living for

Bartleby: You know where technically not living but do go on!

Loki: Whatever happens, we leave it all to chance

Bartleby: why am I stuck with someone like you? You are an idiot!

Loki: *Stops singing* Hey, I'm not the one who secretly loves Felicity!

Bartleby: Hey! You've been reading my diary *Clutches diary to chest* I won't let Mr. Loki hurt you, no I wont, no I wont

Loki: Ok.. *starts singing again* another heartache, another failed romance

Bartleby: Kind of like you and that chick in Wisconsin! You knew it would never work out!

Loki: Yeah, between her finding out I was once an instrument of God and I didn't have a dick.

Bartleby: What yah gonna do!

Loki: Exactly!

Bartleby: Do continue singing you have a wonderful voice. How come you have never sung before?

Loki: Dunno! *Starts singing* on and on, does anybody know what we are living for-

Bartleby: Hold up, I hear something-

*pulls out a young girl from thin air*

Girl: Oh hi! I'm the writer!

Loki and Bartleby: ..

Girl: I made you in this story?

Loki: Where a story? Huh?

Girl: look, you guys are ruining it by dragging me into it so can you please put me back?

Bartleby: Sure! What the hell! *Throws girl back into void* Weird.

Loki: That's weird?! We're a couple of fallen angels!

Bartleby: whatever, continue

Loki: The show must go on!

Bartleby: wait, I thought this was a story?

Loki: That's the song asshole

Bartleby: I see, go on

Loki: The show must go on! Outside the dawn is breaking on the stage that holds out final destiny!

Bartleby: If we did have dicks, how many times do you think we'd have been laid by now?

Loki: You've interrupted me again!

Bartleby: I was just wondering!

Loki: well don't.Jesus! Always whining and bitching about your problems!

Bartleby: No I don't! *pouts*

Loki: hey, you know I can never stay mad at you!

Bartleby: Thanks, but really, how much?

Loki: Bartleby.

Bartleby: FINE!

Loki: much better! The show must go on! The show must go on!

Bartleby: why'd yah stop?

Loki: well a girl sings this part and we don't have a girl and.

Bartleby: I know where we can get one!

*pulls girl out from void*

Girl: What?!

Loki: I need you to sing this part!

Girl: Fine, but only because I wrote this story!

Loki: Yeah!

Bartleby: If I had a dick, would you have sex with me?

Girl: .

Loki: Just sing!

Girl: Inside my heart is breaking, my makeup may be flaking, but my smile still stays on. Happy?

Loki: VERY! *Hugs Coral. I mean girl*

Girl: Well I must me going now!

*Begins to jump back in bur Loki grabs her*

Loki: I need you to sing one more part!

Girl: Fine!

Loki: The show must go on! The show must go on!

Girl: *sigh* I'll top the bill, I'll earn the kill, I have to find the will to carry on.Together now?

Loki: yeah.

Bartleby: what about me?

Loki: Ok!

Bartleby: Aren't I crazy or something?

Loki: Just sing!

All: On with the, on with the, on with the show!

Loki: On with the show!

Bartleby: HA!

Girl: what's so funny!

Bartleby: he's saying on with the show when it is on! Hehe.

Loki: you are the stupid one!

Bartleby: yeah. hey!

Loki: hehe! On with the show! The show. the show must go on!

Bartleby: is it over?

Loki: yes.

Girl: YEAH!

*jumps through void*

Loki: she's nice, let's not kill her

Bartleby: So are you still up to take over the world

Loki: yep, now that I've gotten that out of my system!

Bartleby: Hey, what's that?

Loki: Uh.

*A pig flies by*

Pig: Howdy! I love Ham!

Bartleby and Loki: .



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Um. that's the first of many Dogma things like this I'll have! Not all of them will be Moulin Rouge songs but I thought it would be funny to have Loki singing that song and Bartleby, well being Bartleby. But anyway, Review, have fun laughing at me etc. The next one will probably be with jay and silent bob. Ok! Well bye!