Hair Problems
Naruto yawned, walking to the bathroom; he grabbed his wash bag and grabbed his... Naruto looked into his bag, finding it empty. "Noooooooo!" He wailed. He rushed to the mirror, carefully looking at his hair. Darn! My roots are starting to show through! Shit! He looked in Sakura and Sasuke's wash bags. There was nothing. He hesitantly opened Kakashi's.
He wasn't sure if he was relieved or disappointed when he found it empty.
"Guys!" He shouted, waking them up. "All our wash stuff GONE!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" They all cried, Sasuke was almost weeping.
Kakashi recovered first. "Well, we'll have to live with it until the end of the mission. The pharmacy here only sells the essentials." He held his chin in his hand. "We're all working separately this month; I'll use a hair growing jutsu on us all. That way, when we return to Konoha, our hair will only be one colour."
"HOW DID YOU KNOW WE DYED OUR HAIR?" The three genin shouted in unison.
"I could smell the dye on you. I do use nin-dogs you know." Kakashi smirked, feeling superior. "You're lucky your hair's short, Sakura, cause this jutsu can only be used on someone twice in a row. So your hair should be grown back if I use it twice. Now, all of you sit down."
"I guess we'll just have to wear hats until we finish." Sakura muttered, sliding her hand over her now bald scalp.
"My scalp itches." Naruto complained.
Sasuke was lying in the foetal position in the corner, rocking and sucking his thumb.
"That's an after effect of the jutsu." Kakashi informed him as he pulled a hat on his head and put three for his students on the side. "Ok; Naruto, you're going to be helping dig the people out of the landslide. Sakura, you're going to be helping out with the nurses and the cooks. Sasuke, you're going to be helping to rebuild the wall. Questions?"
"Yeah, why do I have to be cooking and nursing?" Sakura yelled.
"Because you're the only person here who has the ability to cook and the patience for looking after sick people."
"Why am I digging rocks?" Naruto moaned.
"Because you have shadow clones that'll make the job go faster."
Sasuke stayed in the corner.
"Yeah... Anyway, the people you're working with are downstairs. I'm going to be patrolling the village. See ya!" And Kakashi disappeared with a poof.
They stood in silence.
"I call the orange hat."
TIMESKIP! 1 month later! D:
Kakashi walked up to the hotel room where his students were waiting. He jumped in the window to find them still in their hats. "Remove the hats!" He said in a commanding tone.
Naruto removed his first; his hair was dark brown, almost black, with red lights in. How they were visible was anyone's guess. It was also flat and straight, perfectly well behaved. They gaped at the boy. "What?" He grumbled, crossing his arms like a seven year old.
Sakura decided to take hers off after; her hair was blond, almost white. It curled around her face rather than hanging straight like it usually did.
Kakashi yanked Sasuke's hat off. It was a dull, no-descript brown. It had some blond lights in, sadly, these were barely visible. It just flopped around his face miserably.
Kakashi dramatically removed his, shouting "Ta-da!" When he opened his eyes, all three kids were passed out on the floor. "What, it's not that bad." He muttered, running his fingers through his bright orange hair.
Sighing, he picked up the genin, and headed back to Konoha. He had no clue how he was going to explain this to Tsunade...
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