A long time ago on a triggering homeworld, four tru mlg gems would rise up and rebel
Homeworld was shit m8. like, tumblr everywhere cuz everything was blue XD also white feminists and people who have never left their parent's basement. One gem named Doritoite was eating doritos in his basement playing call of duty and quicksc0ping n00bs. there was a knock at the door and two gems put a printed out superwholock tumblr post on his mouth and he was out. (like chloroform or something)
l8r or something idk
Doritoite came to and was tied up with gem tech, there were three other gems in his position. A gem with green hair and a marijuana shaped gem on her stomach who looked dank af. another gem who looked to be a noscoping pro with a dick shaped gem. the last female was green and reminded him of his ex, mountaindewite. the giant blue land whale spun around from blogging. This was the leader of homeworld, sjwite.
"State your name privileged fuckers" she said oh… wait sorry sjwite is foxkin. fox's pronouns are fox/foxs/foxself please respect their pronouns uwu.
"Kushite" the weed one said
Sjwite nodded, foxs fat cascading down foxs body
"Xx_faZeclan_xXite" said the noscoper.
"that can't be your real name you blithering cishet!" sjwite roared.
"u wot m8" Xx_faZeclan_xXite said
"i'm Mountaindewite, and the dorito one is Doritoite" added Mountaindewite.
"okay, since you asses of holes cannot fathom the disrupt you have caused on this perfect community, you must be doxxed! ADMINS!" several superwholocks dragged the mlg dream gem team into a ship and fired them towards earth.
