Wow! Ming Ming will be happy! I finally began the story I promised for her birthday, which was, let's see…September, October, November, December, January, February, March… seven months ago! I really took a long time to write this. Well, she's happy! I hope you like!
Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter and its characters so no touching! What? I can dream can't I? No? You people are so mean!
Two Romeos and Juliet
By: K.L. Bloodfang
Chapter 1: The Bet
It was the beginning of another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry's sixth actually. During the summer our hero had changed a lot, for the better. He let his hair grow to several inches below his chin, he decided to wear contact lenses instead of glasses, and he also grew some inches in height and filled up quiet nicely. His now tan and firm body was adorned by punk rocker clothing, specially a very nice, long leather trench coat. In just a few months, Harry Potter had transformed himself into one of the hottest guys at Hogwarts, and everyone had noticed. Every girl and about have of the male population had become aware of how hot the Chosen One had become.
Many girls, boys and, to the grossness of this authoress, even a few professors had fallen in love with said teen. Oh yes, battles began to go on for the love and affection of the Boy-Who-Lived that would put the World Wars to shame. Many students were sent to the hospital wing with broken arms, broken legs, some got the eyed poked out for staring at the boy with the coal colour hair.
In just a few weeks, only two combatants were left. In the red corner, representing Gryffindore and all girl-kind, weighing in at approximately 150 pounds, hair and all, was Hermione Jane Granger. The once best friend of Harry had completely forgotten Ron in order to persecute Harry and annihilate anyone that dare touch her man. On yes, the bushy haired, know-it-all, bossy teen had defeated must of the most worthy female opponents, like Cho Chang and Ginny Weasley. Yes, Granger was feared by every girl at Hogwarts.
In the green corner, representing Slytherin and all that is good and precious in Yaoi heaven, was the most ruthless, cunning and drool-worthy boy, none other than Draco Malfoy himself. The Slytherin Prince had always been attracted to his emerald-eyed rival and now he was drawn more than ever to the boy's charms. He would get over every mountain, every stinky, pathetic and disgusting girl, just to get the black-haired beauty in his arms.
It was a quiet Saturday morning at Hogwarts. Most students had already gotten up and were in the Great Hall. One of those students just happened to be Harry himself. He happily ate his eggs and sausage and was having a quiet conversation with Ron, when suddenly, the doors were slammed opened. It could only mean one thing, Hermione the Savage had arrive. She walked directly to the Gryffindore and sat next to Harry.
"Good Morning, Harry", said Hermione in a sexy voice as she got closer to the Boy-Who-Lived. "Did you have a nice sleep last night? I know you had a very hard Quidditch training session last night. If you want, I could give you a massage to loosen up some tense muscle you may have", she suggested. Harry smiled at her like he always did and took another bite of his eggs.
"No, thanks 'Mione. I'm alright, but I'm sure Ron could use that massage. He just told me his back ached a bit. Oh, and you should take something for your voice, you sound weird." Yes, Harry may be incredibly brave and knowledge in the arts of Defence Against the Dark Arts, but when it came to romance he was as naïve as a new born baby. No wonder he had never dated anyone before. Frustrated, the bushy haired girl just looked the other way.
A few minute later, the owl post arrived and a majestic eagle-owl carrying a medium sized box landed in front of Harry. The bewildered black-head took the box and removed the wrapping paper. It was a large box of premium Belgium Chocolate. Attached to it, was a short simple note:
Only the best for you, my beloved Harry.
Draco Malfoy
"Wow! This is so nice of him. I didn't Malfoy cared for me at all!" said Harry, standing up from the Gryffindore table. He looked for Draco at the Slytherin table. "HEY! DRACO? THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATES!" he yelled from his spot. Malfoy just sweat dropped at his crushes tactics.
'He didn't understood the message', thought Draco with a sigh.
Soon breakfast was over and all the students left for some leisure time. Before Draco could get too far, though, something grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him to a corner of the Hall.
"Keep your filthy hands of my man, Ferret boy!" threatened a pissed off Granger.
"Who do you think you're speaking too, Mudblood? I will touch Harry anywhere I please and as many times I want. And there is nothing you can do about that!" answered the infuriated Slytherin.
"Oh, yeah? I bet you I can get Harry to fall in love with me before you can get him to fall for you", said Hermione while letting go of Draco. Malfoy smirked at her as he left the Hall.
"You're on, Granger. By the end of the year, I will have beaten you at your little game and Harry Potter will be mine. Let the games, begin."
That's it for the first chapter! Review and give me ideas of good love songs. I honestly don't know any since I hate love songs. Heck, I hate romance, except when it is YAOI! I love yaoi! I can't believe I'm writing a romance story! The only reason I accepted to write this for Ming Ming is because she let me pair Harry with Draco as well!
