I realized two things that day. Roxanne has a bad temper and peanut butter and pickles don't mix , I'm Hermione. Hermione Granger. Today, was supposed to be just like any other day. I would get up, make breakfast, drive Roxanne to school, then pick her up at the principles office when she hurts some poor defenseless boy who pisses her was my life. I was happy with it, even the part were Roxanne would beat the shit out of any kid that stood in her way. Until that fateful day. . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .Hermione Granger woke up at the sun's rise. She yawned arching her back to get out the kinks of the nights sleep. Shuffling out of bed, Hermione dragged herself to her closet, picking out the first thing she saw. A pair of dark skinny jeans and a tight black tee-shirt that went mid-thigh saying; "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother" and if you ever met her mother. . . Well, read the slipped on a pair of black knee-high converse and laced them up tightly. Stretching her legs one more time she walked to the bathroom that she shared with her brother Hayden. Skipping into the bathroom she groaned when she saw that he was brushing his teeth. . . As naked as the day he was born."Jesus Hay, put on some clothes!" Hermione screamed , covering her eyes."Come on Hermione you know you like the view!" Hayden Smirked, spitting his toothpaste into the sink."MY VIRGIN EARS!" Hermione yelled running down the steps, hoping over the last heard the muffled laugh of Hayden and the sentence; "VIRGIN MY ASS!"Hermione rolled her eyes. Sitting down at the kitchen table, the door to Roxanne's room opened to reveal said person."What was all that screaming about? I could hear it all the way from down here, wait. . . Your still a virgin?" Roxanne laughed pouring herself a bowl of was 11, but beautiful. She had thick black hair like her step mom and blue/gray eyes like her dad. Well, Roxanne wasn't really her sister. She was her half sister. But, she looked almost exactly like Hermione except for the hair color and you could call "Emo". She had hot pink and baby blue strands of color in her black hair and a piercing through her tongue. She did that herself mind you, but my dad warmed up to it, just like he warmed up to Hay's tattoo of wings covering his back."Yes, unlike someone that's standing butt naked in my bathroom." Hermione said jerking her head to indicate the stairs."Hmmm, makes sense. You were always a prude." Roxanne teased. Draining the rest of the milk in her bowl."Hey! I'm not a-" Hermione was cut off by a magnificent black owl swooping into the kitchen. The owl perched itself on the mantel and Roxanne ran to get the letter off it's leg."I've loved these owls'." She stated watching the owl fly picked up the note, which Roxanne dropped on the plopped on the couch while Hermione scanned the page.Dear Granger Family,Since the great war, we at the Ministry have noticed there is still a barrier between the Muggle world and the Wizard world. So, we have devised a new project called "The Switch". In which we choose a muggle family and a wizard family and put them in each others house hold for four months each and see how each other is a form that you or your family may fill out to say that you would like to participate in this program. Thank you are well,Albus DumbledoreMinister of MagicHermione grinned. This was a great idea on the ministry's part. Her grin disappeared when she realized something. . . How am I going to tell dad and December that we might not be living in our home for four months?This is only part 1 Of the Granger chapters. The next chapter will be called The Ministry Sucks! Please review!