The Last Time

By: Monseiur Leonard

"Hey Kakuzu wait a minute" said a young woman w/ blonde hair. "Hidan hold on a minute Tsunade and…Konan are coming" said the old miser. "I cryptically find it weird how a 91 year old miser like you could find someone" said the jashinist. "Same as to how a naïve person like you could find someone as angelic as Konan" said the angry miser. They stared at each other ready to kill one another. When the ladies got their hidans head was off its body and Kakuzu was trying to reattach his arm. "Why does this happen to us this is so meticulously absurd" said the girls in a retort manner. "Hey blame the guy who I work with, ahh their we go good as new" said the optimistic miser. "Hey how about you put my head back on now this #%$ing hurts you know" said the jashinist w/ no body. "How do you go w/ that mouth" asked Tsunade reffering to Hidan who was having his head reattached. "I like him for that reason, he say's what on his mind and defends thoughs he cares about he's so…"said a gleeful Konan . "Hey their angel doll" said Hidan as snuck behind a startled konan. "What did you guys want to talk about, and what the hell is that Tsunade" said a suspicious Kakuzu. "It's a Futrue Scroll." Said a sad Tsunade "Well lets see whats going to happen to us then ,what do you say Kakuzu" said a cocky Hidan. "Im game let me see that scroll" said Kakuzu. They opened it and it automatically saw their future in the end neither of them were pleased. "So I blow the %&# up that's why you wanted to talk to us huh? Said a depressed Hidan. "I lose all of my hearts and die wow ,I die at 91and you get to to see me for the last time" said Kakuzu on the verge of tears. "This all started when Pein sent you all on an excursion to get the 2 tails" said an emotionless Konan. "Wait Kuzu don't we have to leave for that mission in a few" said Hidan. "Damn we have to do it too, Tsunade I'll try to do things differently and if they do come I'll surrender then and there and maybe they'll tell me to the village or try to kill me" said the stichted miser w/ a worried tone in his voice. "And if they try to kill you" said Tsunade on the verge of crying. "I'll have no chose but to fight" said Kakuzu. On that note she was crying on his chest and he hugged her for comfort. "Konan I want you to, If I don't come back let Pein take care of you" said in a semi-regular voice. Konan was shocked him and Pein never got along. "and before you say anything I thought about this strategically, he's your childhood friend and would take care of you in my absence" said Hidan. "I surmise he'll try to take advantage" said an incredulously looking Konan. "I'll kill him then" said a funny Hidan. Konan and Hidan laughed. Kakuzu and Hidan the next day were trying to stop what was going to happen but could'nt so they couldn't keep their promise. That was the last time Tsunade and Konan saw the to immortals. Yet the two zombie brothers reverberated in the back of their mind.