Why did he had to eat the Seven Layer Quesarito Chipotle Beefy Nacho Supreme? Morgan Freeman himself said he needed to believe in himself if he wanted it to work properly. But I guess it's hard to tell them that seeing his parents argue on a daily basis, having to kill his dad to save his mom, and being blamed for all of it by his so called "friends" didn't really make him feel good about himself. Now he was lost in time… not knowing where he'll end up.
Douchebag woke up in the middle of the street. It seemed like it was the afternoon. Wait… something is off… Oh yeah! This looks nothing like South Park. Where was he? He took a closer look around, he saw a boy a few years older than him in a school uniform walking toward a underpass. Guess that's the best person to ask, considering no one else was around.
As Douchebag made his way toward the teen when he suddenly heard him let out a forced laugh, one filled with fake happiness… They were both in the underpass when he noticed something. Douchebag saw something coming out the sewer opening in the middle of the underpass. It was a mass of green sludge moving toward the teen. "You'll make a perfect skin suit for me to hide in, kid" was what he heard as it lunged at him.
Almost on instinct, Douchebag let loose a fart, although not as strong as he wanted. In that instant time itself grinded to a halt, with all the speed Douchebag could muster, he made his way to get in between the teenager and the substance. Four seconds passed from the process of closing the gap. As time resumed Douchebag released his most iconic fart: Dragonshout. The creature was blown back at least 15 feet all the way into the street. "W-what just happened?" the teenager said, however this wasn't the time to answer questions as the creature flung an appendage toward the two. Douchebag easily dodged it, but the teen wasn't so lucky as he was blown back and hit the ground… out cold.
"Ah a hero arrives! A young one at that, after I take care of you I'll be taking your body too!" Douchebag held his neutral look sternly and prepared another fart. But as he tried to release another one, he felt excruciating pain from his butt. It seems that the Seven Layer Quesarito Chipotle Beefy Nacho Supreme really did a number on him… Douchebag fell to his knees from the pain before looking back at the creature. Another swipe of his tentacle came down, with Douchebag only barely dodging it. This is bad, Douchebag knows his "superpowers" are just make believe so using them were useless and his only real powers being his farts, leaving the only thing that could help him… not an option.
Just as the creature was about the throw another attack, the sewer cover shot up, and out jumped out a large man with a white shirt. "Have no fear, you are safe… Now that I am here, that is!" The creature instantly throw his appendage at the man, but missed as he ducked down, and destroyed a portion of the underpass. The man then made his way toward the monster, with the creature responding accordingly by trying to grab him by with his appendage. "Texas Smash!" was what the man shouted as he punched the creature into goo.
The man in the white shirt quickly put the remnants of the goo creature into a bottle before turning to where the two young boys were… Only to realize there was only the teen that was knocked out cold. "Hm… wonder where the other one ran off to… guess he went back home…" The large man then went up to the teen and gave quick slaps to the teen to wake him up. In reality, Douchebag was hiding in the overpass from the man, last thing he needed was explaining himself to someone like this. He needed someone who wasn't gonna punch people into soup.
Douchebag let out a say before heading deeper, into what looked like a city, to find some answers to where he was… and possibly a when as well. If nothing else, he probably could get his butt checked out by a hospital. This turned from what was the worst day of his life… to an even more tedious mess than what it already was.
Author's Note: Alright, I'm doing what no one else has done and making a South Park (Fractured But Whole) and My Hero Academia crossover… because why not? You already have a something based on superheroes so why not cross it over with one of the most popular superhero animes out there? (Also if this story does well enough I might make a OPM one… who knows)
Now the next chapter will take a bit to make because… I actually haven't watched the show or read the manga so I need to do some "research" before going any further. Also if you were wondering, yes I'm making Douchebag's farts his quirk. I mean… they are so bad they rip apart space-time that's like… the most badass and busted quirk ever.
Any advice or constructive criticism is welcome, this story will be played mostly seriously with some obvious fart jokes. The only South Park character that's gonna be in this story is gonna be Douchebag (and maybe Morgan Freeman).
