A/N: …I have no reason to WHY I even wrote this. K It's PURELY crack guys…. Enjoy! :3

Italy didn't mean to do it, all he wanted was to see that cute little figure on top of Japan's shelf. But the shelf fell over and now all of Japan's books were everywhere! What will he tell Japan? Italy looked around, scared and worried.

"Oh no! Japan's going to be mad at me! What do I do?" Italy curled up in a small ball and began to cry. "I can't get Germany, he'll get more mad at me then Japan!" Italy started to panic and looked at the books on the ground.

Italy thought of the best idea ever! He grabbed the books and one by one and…stuffed them under Japan's couch.

"I gotta hurry! Japan will be home any second!" Italy was just about done stuffing the last of the books when something colorful caught his eye. "Huh?" Italy picked up the book and read the title aloud. "My small Italian?" The cover was pink, with Germany's arms wrapped around Italy. Italy flipped through the book and stopped at a random page.

The page showed, Italy, who was on a bed with chains tied up to his arms and legs, Germany was standing there with a whip in his hand above Italy. Italy was blushing madly while Germany whispered in his ear "You'll behave, right?"

Italy threw the book down in shock, how could Japan draw this? Him….Germany…..Bondage….ICK!

Italy almost threw up when Japan walked in. Japan grew worried of why Italy was gagging. "Italy-kun, are you okay?" Japan then saw what Italy was gagging at, the doujinshi he drew a week ago. Japan then got the message, and promptly fainted.

And that my dear children is why Japan now publishes his doujinshin online and why poor Italy is now traumatized for life.