Ok people. This is my first Naruto fan fiction that I just HAD to write because it's been in my head for a long time!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto because if I did, they wouldn't show it on Cartoon Network.
Warnings: Light cursing, Yaoi, Kyuubi being a pervert
'…'- thoughts
"…"- speaking
Kyuubi talking to Naruto
Naruto talking to Kyuubi
Quick note: In this fic, Naruto knows that Kyuubi exists and is able to talk to him.
It was a beautiful day in Konoha. The sun was shining, birds were singing and our favorite blonde haired ninja was inwardly yelling at the perverted fox spirit we call Kyuubi because of the dream he had last night.
Ok Kyuubi, talk. Why was I having a dream where I was naked, tied down to a bed, and getting well…..whatever that teme was doing to me. What was Sasuke doing with me? Wrestling?
Kyuubi blinked. Are you serious Kit? You don't know what that hot piece of ass was doing to you?
Yea, why don't yo- wait. Did you just call Sasuke-teme a "hot piece of ass"?
Stop avoiding the question Kit.
Fine, I don't know what Sasuke was doing to me in the dream. Now will you PLEASE tell me what he was doing?
Kyuubi smirked mischievously. I can….. Only after you let me take over your body and…
If you say destroy the village….
Who said anything about destroying the village?
Naruto breathed a sigh of relief.
What I WAS saying is…..only after you let me take over your body and let me have my way with a few hookers….
Naruto sighed. "Why did I have to get stuck with the perverted fox demon?"
Ok, I know. This is a horrible chapter. But bear with me people: This is kind of like the prologue. I promise that the next chapter will be MUCH better than this…..thing I call a prologue.
