A year had passed by since Lincoln had begun dating Ronnie Anne Santiago, his only childhood friend besides Clyde. They were now fourteen years old and Lincoln had taken up an opportunity to help his father with the restaurant when he didn't have school or plans to hang out at the arcade. Lynn's Table was about to open for the day so Lincoln was cleaning the booths when Lynn Sr. spoke from the kitchen. "How's it going, son?" he asked. "Almost done." Lincoln said.
"Can you try to hurry a little bit? Grant and Kataro will be here any minute to help set the tables." Lynn Sr. said. "Okay, Dad." Lincoln said.
Just then, Lincoln received a text from Ronnie Anne. "Hey. What's up?" she said. "Helping my dad with at the restaurant today." Lincoln replied.
"Cool. I think my Uncle Carlos is free later. I could ask him to drive me there and see how you're doing." Ronnie Anne said. "Sounds good. Love you, bittersweet rocket." Lincoln said.
"Love you too, nerdy snowflake. ;)" Ronnie Anne said.
Grant and Kataro arrived so Lincoln helped Grant with the menus while Kataro helped Lynn Sr. in the kitchen. "Your son is good boy, Lynn." Kataro said.
"He really is." Lynn Sr. said. At that moment, everyone heard tires squealing outside just before Sam and Luna came in with their one month old son, Logan. "The Blue Paperclips have arrived!" Luna announced.
"Luna, keep your voice down. You're gonna wake the baby." Sam said, carrying a car seat with Logan buckled up inside. "Oops. Sorry, love. Although, you didn't exactly want me to be quiet last night." Luna said in a suggestive tone.
"Again. Your brother. Right here." Lincoln said, pointing to himself. "What brings you girls back to Royal Woods?" Grant asked.
"Oh, nothing. We were just in the neighborhood and thought we'd dropped by." Luna said nonchalantly. "Lunes, we live in another state. I don't think he's going to buy that. Mrs. Obsessed With England here begged me to agree on coming from Illinois to Michigan just because she missed her dad's cooking." Sam said.
"Snitch." Luna said with her arms crossed. A while later, the restaurant opened and Lynn Sr. told Lincoln he could go home since Luna and Sam where in town. The white haired teen walked into his house and scanned it as he went upstairs. No one seemed to be home and Ronnie Anne was having trouble getting her uncle to stop reading long enough to drive her from Great Lakes City to Royal Woods. He was alone. Perfect.
Like all other teenage boys, Lincoln was at the age where he would occasionally masturbate if given the chance. Unlike boys his age however, Lincoln didn't read Playboy though. Why in the shit would he do that? He had a girlfriend. And one who could body slam him to the ground with no problem. Lincoln gave one more quick look around to make sure no one was home then closed his bedroom door, shut the curtains and pulled down his pants. The underwear he had on were purple like Ronnie Anne's old sweatshirt from when they were kids. He pulled them down too before laying on his bed with his feet on the floor. Lincoln used one hand to grip his bed and the other one to grab his penis then with images of Ronnie Anne in his mind, the boy went to work.
Moaning louder and louder with every stroke on his dick, Lincoln hadn't realized the twins had come home from their activities. Muffled sounds of their brother moaning filled the air so Lola and Lana went upstairs to investigate. Meanwhile, the only Loud boy was still tugging on his weiner and letting out moans of pleasure while saying his girlfriend's name. "What do think he's doing in there?" Lola asked. "I don't know. Maybe he just really likes Ronnie Anne." Lana said.
"Come on. Let's go to our room." Lola said. The twins went down the hall just as Lincoln was about to blow. He kept on playing tug of war with his cyclops until…. "Ahhhhhh! Oh god! Ronnie Anne!" Lincoln screamed just as his penis exploded like a volcano, oozing its liquid all over the room.
Lincoln took a few minutes to catch his breath then carefully stood up and got himself wiped off before pulling his underwear and pants back up and using tissues to clean the floor. The white haired teen fixed his hair while leaving his room to get a snack from the fridge. "What are you looking for, big brother?" Lana asked. Lincoln screamed at the sudden presence of the twins then said, "Uhhh…. Nothing." before using his hands to cover the boner showing through his pants.
"What's going on with you? Do you need to pee or something?" Lola asked. "I know what his problem is." Lucy said. This time, both Lincoln and the twins screamed.
"Lucy. When did you get home?" Lincoln said nervously. "About the time where you were reaching your climax." Lucy said.
"How do you know about that?" Lincoln asked. "My best friend is your age, remember? I hear things." Lucy said.
"While having a teenage companion is a fairly good source of information, I feel that biology explains it more thoroughly." Lisa said. "Are all five of my younger sisters home?" Lincoln asked while looking up to the ceiling as if speaking to the heavens.
"Hi, Linky." Lily said. Lincoln stood in complete silence for a minute before announcing that he was going to Clyde's and Lucy was in charge. He walked all the way from his house to the McBride's with his hands over his crotch, silently praying no one could see him at the moment. Upon arrival of his best friend's house, Lincoln used one hand to knock on the door then waited until Clyde answered the door. "Hi, Clyde." Lincoln said.
"Hey, Lincoln. Why are your hands covering your groin?" Clyde said. "I came home and no one was there soon I decided to masturbate. Then, my litter sisters returned so I told them I was coming here." Lincoln said.
"That's rough, buddy. Why don't you come sit down for a while? My dads aren't home." Clyde said, leading his best friend through the front door and over to the couch. "Thanks. Can you imagine how mortifying it is to be jerking off in your room then go to the kitchen and find out your sisters came home while you were doing it?" Lincoln said.
"Well, I don't have any siblings. But, I'm sure that it would be humiliating if I did. At least if you had brothers, they'd understand." Clyde said. "I don't know about that. Lisa gave me a watch that gave me ability to live in a reality where I had brothers once. It didn't work out." Lincoln said.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door so Lincoln covered himself with a pillow while Clyde answered it to find Ronnie Anne on the other side. "Is Lincoln here?" she asked. Clyde let her in and she addressed her boyfriend. "Lincoln, where have you been? I've looked all over for you." she said.
"Sorry, Rons. I had a situation." Lincoln said. "What's with the pillow?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"I'd rather not talk about it." Lincoln said. "Got an erection, huh?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"How did you… Bobby." Lincoln said, remembering that his girlfriend has an older brother. "Yep. I can't tell you how many times I heard him screaming and moaning before we moved to Great Lakes City." Ronnie Anne said.
"Well, at least you get it. I was in the middle of business when my younger sisters came home. Totally fucking humiliating." Lincoln said. "I'll get some ice. Maybe that'll help." Ronnie Anne said, going to the kitchen.
Lincoln's boner finally went down so he and Ronnie Anne took a walk past their old school. "I miss when we used to go here. Remember when we first met how I'd prank you all the time?" Ronnie Anne said. "You mean like pantsing me in front of everyone, tying my shoelaces together, putting a whoopee cushion under my butt and filling my locker with garbage? Yes, I remember." Lincoln said.
"Don't forget the note on your back and the watermelon lime gum in your hair." Ronnie Anne said, reminding him. "Right. You know, it's crazy. Even after all those pranks and my sisters butting in, we still became good friends. Now we've been dating for a year and it's all in the past." Lincoln said.
"If you want, we can recreate that day. Maybe we'll have better luck getting in then Lori and Bobby had trying to get in the high school." Ronnie Anne said. "Sounds awesome! Let's do it!" Lincoln said.
The couple found an open window so Ronnie Anne helped Lincoln through it before climbing in herself. "Okay, there's my old locker. Get ready." Lincoln said. He went over and started reenacting the day his sisters meddled. Ronnie Anne pulled down his pants and realized what color his briefs were. "Your underwear is purple." she said.
"Do you like them?" Lincoln asked. "Well, yeah. But, you had white briefs that day." Ronnie Anne said.
"Maybe next time?" Lincoln asked. The young couple did everything they had the day Lincoln's sisters found out about Ronnie Anne before going to the Loud house. "Looks like Sam and Luna's bus is here." Ronnie Anne said, noticing the huge transport vehicle in the driveway.
"Yeah. Luna missed our dad's cooking so they came up for a visit. I just hope the big mouths haven't spilled the beans about my little mishap from earlier." Lincoln said.
