Hey Kyman Shippers! This is my first mature content so please don't judge me on the way I describe certain... events. I'm a huge shipper of these two and I was tired of never finding any good stories of them so I was like might as well give it a shot! So here it is! And don't worry there will be CraigxTweek to come as well!
Chapter 1
The Welcoming He'd Never Forget
It was quiet in South Park. Ever since Kyle Brovaski disappeared one day. He had moved. Yes. Why? Nobody knows. Everyone assumed his dad got a promotion somewhere. They never found out where though. Not even Eric Cartman. The boy who could literally become a leader of the Nazis, manage to kill his own father without even knowing it, and convince people of the most ridiculous things.
Not matter how hard he tried he couldn't find Kyle.
Time Passed
Eric Cartman was walking into his high school with Hedi, his girlfriend, under his arm. He had lost weight thanks to his girlfriend's father. The man help out the little over weight boy and Cartman now stood a good 6ft tall with a broad shoulders, muscular torso, and a thick limbs. He was a starter blocker on the football team while his girlfriend on the cheerleading team. Although he was still a psycho he was now popular at his school and was finally able to show off his intelligence.
Cartman met up with Stan and Wendy.
"Hey Wendy," Hedi said to the pretty black haired girl in her signature purple sweater and shirt pink skirt. "Did you finish up the homework."
"Well I would've if Stan over didn't keep distracting me so much," Wendy elbowed her smirking boyfriend. "I'm serious Stan! You're such a horn dog!"
"Hey don't put all this on me!" Stan with his signature beanie and brown sweater confidently stated. "I'm not the one that kept complaining for not putting it in soon enough."
"Lame," Cartman stated annoyed of the stupid couple's bickering. "Wendy just admit you let your hormones get in the way of your studying."
As Wendy and Cartman bickered the bell rang. "Alright, I guess it's time to go Babe," Heidi said kissing her boyfriend on the cheek. "Come on Wendy."
"I'll pick you up after class Babe," Cartman called after her. "Damn another day with Assburger... Oh look there's the fag."
"Hey fellas," Butters wore his signature blue sweater and a pair of khaki shorts revealing his pale skin. "Didn't you hear. There' s a new transfer student!"
"What? Who?" Kenny appeared out of nowhere slinging his arm over the little blonde boy. He no longer wore his hoodie covering his mouth when he spoke. "Are they better looking than me Butters?"
Virgin Butters went red. "I-I don't know, Kenny. I didn't see him yet..."
"Do you think it's someone we know?" Stan asked hoping it'd be his old best friend.
Cartman rolled his eyes. "Who cares," its probably another black kid, Cartman thought annoyed off all the fuss over some stranger. "Lets just get to class already."
The five of them went to class together and sat down. There teacher Mr. Assburgers made an announcement. "Attention class we have a new student joining us today. Please welcome our new student."
Everyone's eyes shot up as the new teen walked in. His hair was red, cut in a curly under style, with piercing green eyes, a well fit vest on top of his white tee, and slim khakis pants. He was tall and lanky, but only at 5'10. He gave a small wave to his classmates, "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Kyle. Kyle Broflovski."
Cartman's heart stopped. "K-Kyle?" He couldn't believe it. After all this time, after all this fucking time now he decides to show himself. "You son of a bitch!"
Kyle's eyes widen at the husky teen. "Cartman? Is that really you Fatass?"
"Shut your fuckin Jew mouth!"
"Stop belittling my people, Cartman!"
"Alright boys settle down. It looks like you two know each other, but you can both catch up after class," Mr. Assburgers was used to all the teenager's dirty mouths. Cartman was no expectation, but he wanted to let the new kid go. Everyone eventually ignored the new student, except for Stan, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny. Unfortunately Kyle, apparently still the good student he was, sat in the front, while all his friends sat in the back.
"Dude, what the fuck?" Stan looked at Eric. "Why the hell did he just suddenly appear out of thin air?"
"I don't know," Eric said still looking at the back of Kyle's head. "But he's got some fuckin explaining to do."
"Y-yeah!" Butters said glaring at the redhead. "He made me really worried. Aint that right Kenny?"
"Yeah," Kenny replied glaring at the red head. "He left us all by ourselves to deal with this asshole."
"Hey!" Cartman yelled at him. "Fuck you Kenny!"
"Boys!" Mr. Assburgers glared at each of them. "We can all hear you! Now wait till my class is over then go fuck each other for all I care."
The four boys shut up the rest of the class time. Once the bell rang Kyle prepared himself for the group of friends that glared angrily at him. "Hey guys, it's been a while. Right?"
"Awhile, Kyle you disappeared for 9 years!" Stan said with a look of disbelief. "Where were you?"
Kyle flinched. "I was-"
"Don't believe him Stan," Cartman said matter of factly. "He's nothing but a fuckin Jew Rat that will say anything to save his ass."
"God damn it Cartman!" Kyle said angrily. "Fuck off!"
"Why don't you suck my balls?" Eric gave the blushing redhead a smirk."It's alright Kyle don't be shy."
"You know what, maybe I will," all four of them stared at him like he was crazy. "Yeah, and maybe I can fuck you after..."
"Woah Kyle, take it easy," Stan said as his best friend went mad. "He's just being a dick."
"Yeah, will you know why I disappeared?" Kyle took a deep breath. "I found out I was gay." They all gave him another bewildered look. "Yeah, I know. I found out I had a huge crush on this one guy... anyways when I told my mom she decided to move out of this little gay town and move somewhere where I could get help. That's why I left. But I couldn't be fixed so I just ended up moving back because my mother had finally given up. That's why I left."
No one knew how to respond to that. "Why Kyle, that's so sad." He gave the redhead a hug. Kyle gave him a hug back.
"Damn, Kyle," Kenny finally spoke. "Well fuck Dude. It's not like that's anything new in this town, but shit..." Kenny suddenly went towards him and slung his arms around Butters and Kyle so he stood in between them. "Well have you ever done it with another guy? If not how would you approve of a threesome?"
"Damn it Kenny stop being a whore," Stan said angrily then gave Kyle a sympathetic look. "It's okay dude. We won't judge. I mean... look at Craig and Tweek, everybody loves them together. How would you be any different?"
Kyle gave him a small smile. "Thanks Stan." He went over to give him a hug. "I knew you'd understand."
Eric had froze on the spot. Kyle... he's gay? Images of him having his way with him flooded his mind.
"Cartman?" The brunette finally snapped out of his thoughts as Stan nudged him . "Say something asshole."
"Well it's nice to know you'll thoroughly enjoy sucking my balls now," Cartman said turning away before anyone could see the huge boner he got. "If you'll excuse me gentlemen I got to take a shit." He quickly started to walk away then turned the corner into the restroom stall. "Fuck'n asshole!" He yelled to no one in particular. "I haven't even gotten this hard for my bitch!" He looked down at the throbbing erection in his pants. "Shit!" He closed his eyes and leaned back on the toilet. Taking out his member in his hand he started to pump the thing. "Fuck!" He let out in a growl. Closing his eyes he pictured those green orbs staring at him. Watching him with his innocent smile. "Yeah, you like this you little bitch! Don't you..."
"Cartman? Are you in here?" Kyle's voice echoed the empty stalls. "Hello? I thought I saw you run in here..."
"Go away Kyle," Cartman growled angrily. The jew's voice nearly made him cum. "I'm taking a shit!"
"Oh... I just want to tell you something. Before anything else happens..."
Fuck, Cartman thought stopping his hand. He was always this fucking persistent... "What is it?"
Eric heard the redhead sigh. He continued to pump. "Well... fuck this is awkward..." you're telling me... "It's just you know how I found out I was gay? It was all thanks to you," Eric's hand went faster. "I told my mom I had a crush on the fat kid I hung out with, she lost it." Cartman groaned as his cum covered the stall. "I know. I'm a fag. Sorry, that's why when you asked me to suck your balls I got... embarrassed. I know you have a girlfriend now so don't worry I won't start being so... gay around you. Okay."
There was only a moment of silence before Cartman kicked the stall door open. Revealing yet another throbbing hard on, on the account of the blushing Jew in front of him. "Suck it."
"Cartman! What the hell?" He tried to run out, but Eris' tall frame hovered over him. "This shit isn't funny, Dipshit! Let me out!"
"Suck my balls Kyle," Eric' voice went low as his hot breath sent chills down the little Jewish boy's spine. "Didn't you just say you had a huge crush on me?"
"Yeah, but it wasn't that big of one!" Kyle didn't turn. He could feel Cartman's dick on his ass. "Cartman," Kyle moaned, it just caused the erect thing to get even harder. "Please, stop... You have a girlfriend..."
"And? Haven't you ever heard of an affair, Broflovski," Cartman pressed his dick further in Kyle's ass. "Come on. Stop being being a little Pussy and do it. I know you want too..." He reached down and unzipped Kyle's zipper and held his member. "Oh... What's this? I guess I'm not the only one..."
"Fuck'n asshole!" Kyle let out a frustrated breath as he went down on his knees and grabbed hold of Eric's member. "This is the only time I'm doing this shit! You got that!"
"Whatever you say Jew," Cartman's cocky smirk pissed him off, but it didn't stop him from putting the thick dick down his throat. "Shit!" Eric's hand tugged on Kyle's red locks. "Don't put the whole-Fuck!" Kyle managed to caress his balls as the nearly leaking member slide back and forth through his mouth. "Have you done this shit before, you little whore?" Cartman felt Kyle smirk as he started to bob his head faster. "Jesus Christ! I'm already gonna-" All the fluid spurted in the back of the Jew boy's throat. He swallowed. "Damn Kyle... Thanks..." Kyle took advantage of the fatass's breathless state and head butted his balls. "What the hell!"
Kyle grabbed hold of his brown hair and looked him in the eye. "Don't ever talk to anybody of this. You got that!"
"Sheesh dude, I wasn't gonna..." Cartman held onto his private area. "I've got just as much to lose as you!"
The Jew got up and opened the door. "You have no idea..."
As the red head disappeared to his class, Cartman slowly got up and let out a painful breath. "Fuck'n Jew."
TBC
Thank you for reading! I really want to see how far this one gets before I continue to write anymore!
