Disclaimer:I do not own pokemon or dragonball Z.If I did I would be very happy.

Welcome to the fra-la-la game show

announcer(you know, that really annoying guy from the cell games off DBZ):"Welcome, all!Today's special guest is Ash Ketchem. (Some people run out of the audiance, screaming) (Ash walks on stage)So Ash, how do you feel?"

Ash:"Like catching pokemon so they will be my slaves...I mean friends!"

announcer:"Ooook....Our next special guest is Mewtwo! (Mewtwo walks on stage, killing somebody in the audiance who was booing at him.) So Mewtwo, how do you feel?

Mewtwo:"To tell you the truth, I wank to kill you, but since I need the ratings, I won't....yet."

announcer:"(nervously)Alrighty then...so, have either of you played this game before?"

Ash:"Catch pokemon!"

Mewtwo:"No."

announcer:"Well, I'll explain...but first, a word from our sponsers.

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Team Rocket guy:"Join team rocket, and learn how to do this. Screen switches to guy jumping up, doing many impressive flips, and on the way down, trips over a flower.

Snorlax:"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...eat at joe's...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Brock:"Buy my pokemon food and I........(background noise)....SLAP!...Nurse...Joy...Clunk.

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announcer:"And we're back! The first game is a question game, first to answer the question gets a point. Get 5 points to win. Question 1: Who is the strongest man alive?!

Ash:"Hmmm..."

Mewtwo:"Wait...I know the answer is Hercule but...hold on. (Flies off and kills Hercules)Me".

announcer:"............................."

Mewtwo:"Well?"

announcer:"You......just k..killed Hercule!"

Mewtwo:"Soooooo......."

announcer:"You KILLED him!"

Mewtwo:"So?"

announcer:"Doesn't that mean anything to you!?"

Mewtwo"No."

Ash:(Prancing about mindlessly) "La La La Laaaaaaaa"

Mewtwo:"SHUTUP!"

Ash:"You can't make me...lalala"

Mewtwo:"I can't take this anymore!" (Mewtwo then preceeds to vaporise the entire city.) ......................................... Mewtwo:(Relaxing in the Bahamas with Mew)"Ahhhh...relaxation. Hey, the news is coming on."

Mew:"Uh, oh..."(flies off)

anchorman:"Today we talk with the only survivor of Hollywood"

Ash:"Hiya"

Mewtwo:"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

So, what do you think? Send questions or comments to nathanmcafee@yahoo.com...or just review.