Just another day at the meeting

by:MoonxStar

I do not own Hetalia, it is owned by Himaruya Hidekaz.

Summary: "Mama!" "H-Huh?" What happens when Beijin meets his "Mother" in a world meeting? Hilarity thats what.


It was a beautiful sunny day, and for the first time ever, Mongolia was in a meeting on time. Well, sort of...


The door opened, admitting Mongolia as he strolled into the room smiling.

"Sorry I'm late Germany! Traffic was horrible" (1)

Germany grunted, used to his friend's (?) habit of being late.

Mongolia smiled an easy going smile, and went to take his seat next to Russia and China. (Damn you world placements!)

Just as he was about to sit down, a red and black blur launched themselves at him, knocking Mongolia down from his chair.

"Mama!" shouted the unidentified figure.

"H-huh?" Looking at the boy snuggling him, Mongolia couldn't help but sign. Taking in the familiar red clothes and long hair, he lightly pushed the capital off of himself and got up.

"How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not your mother?" he lightly scolded while fixing his 'attackers' clothes. (2)

"The least you can do is call me father"

"Mama?"

*sign*

Unknown to them both, China had been frantically searching for his lost capital all this time.

"Beijin! Come back here!" he yelled when he finally saw him.

"B-but mama's here!"

"She's-I mean, He's not your mother! I am!" he yelled before realizing his mistake. "Father that is, I am your father"

Beijin was not deterred and instead latched onto Mongolia's arm.

"But China! She's the one who made me!"

"I'm a boy!" Mongolia protested tiredly.

"But your my capital!" whined China shaking the poor city by his shoulders.

"China! Don't be mean to kids!" (3)

"He's my capital!"

"He's my kid!"

"..."

Mongolia smirked, glad to have won that argument. Turning around to sit, he suddenly noticed the silence that their little 'argument' caused.

Looking at the stunned faced, the newest addition sweat-dropped.

"Ve~ Doitsu, did Mongolia have a sleepover with China?"

...

"Maybe I shouldn't have come today..."


(1)-Mongolians tend to use this excuse a lot.

(2)-Mongolian are also very "mother-henly"

(3)-Also they hate it when children get picked on, or scolded (unless its their own children they are scolding)

Overall authors note: The Mongols built the city of Beijin in year 1272 (or rebuilt it) under the rule of Khublai Khan and made it their capital city before being chased out of China. So technically Beijin is the child of Mongolia and China...awkward.