Me, Myself, and Time

DC: I do not own Sonny with a Chance.

Chapter 1


"Hello, Randoms," said Chad as he stepped into the Prop Room.

Tawni was painting her nails, Nico and Grady were playing a video game, and Zora was working on some strange large metal looking box with a door. Sonny was sitting on the couch reading a book.

Sonny turned around from where she was sitting on the couch. "Chad," she said feeling instantly annoyed. "What are you doing here?"

"Oh, I'm feeling generous today," said Chad. "So I thought I would grace you with my presence," He walked over to the couch and leaned into the back looking at Sonny. He clicked his tongue. "No need to thank me."

Sonny scoffed as she rolled her eyes. "You know Chad, you send an awful lot of time gracing us with your presence," she said a smirk growing on her lips. "I think you like us."

Chad let out a bark of laughter. "Like you Randoms? Yeah, right. In your dreams Munroe."

"IT'S FINISHED!" exclaimed Zora out of nowhere causing Chad to jump.

Chad tried to collect myself, messing with his tie, trying to look unfrazzled. "What's finished? And why should I care?"

Zora gave Chad an evil glare as he and the Randoms gathered around her strange box. "My time machine is complete," she said.

Chad gave Zora a weird look and then burst out laughing. "A time machine? Yeah right, oh I just have to see this," he said in-between laughs as he took a step into the time machine.

"Hey!" Sonny cried out. "That's Zora's time machine! Who said you could go into it?"

Chad scoffed. "It's in the contract, section four, article seventeen. The number one TV show gets to try out and use new shiny things first."

Sonny went into the box trying to get Chad to get out, while Tawni, Nico, and Grady rushed into the time machine wanting to be the first to try this "time machine."

The door to the time machine closed behind them. "NO! GUYS DON'T! GET OUT OF THERE!" Zora yelled in a panic.


Chad stood in the time machine squashed against the wall, with Sonny, Tawni, Nico, and Grady. Sonny was somewhat pushed up against his chest from the limited amount of space.

Sonny stared at Chad's blue oxford, which was part of his Mackenzie outfit. He kind of smelt…good. Was that some type of cologne…what a minute? What was she thinking? He was a jerk! He was a slightly good smelling…jerk! He probably spent more money on cologne than she would spend on just one month of rent.

"Okay, I'm waiting," said Chad in a sing-like voice. "When is the time traveling going to begin?" he said sarcastically, while trying to cover up the nervousness he felt from being in close proximity to Sonny. He waited five seconds. "Well, I'm leaving. Make way losers!" he said as he tied to push himself through the tiny space earning many groans.

Chad stepped out of the time machine, smoothing out the creases in his blazer. Sonny followed him out as did Tawni, Nico, and Grady.

Nico looked around the Prop Room. "Hey…where did Zora go?"

"Well, it was fun playing your little time traveling game," said Chad doing air-quotes. "But I have places to be, hearts to break, checks to cash, and a hit TV show to star in. Peace out suckers!"

"Does something seem different to you guys?" said Grady looking around.

"Yeah, besides Zora missing," said Nico. "Does there seem to be more props in here than last time?"

Chad halted in his tracks and turned around laughing. "What? Do you guys think we actually traveled to the future? Lame."

"Chad, you are such…such...a jerk!" exclaimed Sonny as she stormed out of the Prop Room. But she came back a moment later having lost all the color in her face.

"Sonny?" said Grady. "You look like you just saw a ghost."

"Yes, you are pale," said Tawni, "you should use more blush."

"I…I..and..she..I…was..," Sonny stuttered, blinking rapidly.

"Spit it out Sonny," said Chad.

"I just saw myself!" Sonny blurted out.

"It's called a mirror," said Tawni studying her nails. "You should use it more often, then you wouldn't be so shocked over your dry complexion."

Sonny glared at Tawni for a second. "No, I saw myself. As in another me, as in there were two of me! I don't think she…me…she saw me, I came back here the moment I saw her walking down the hall."

"Okay, are you guys trying to pull a prank on me?" said Chad. "Because this is lamer than the last one."

"I'm dead serious, Chad," said Sonny," and I'm starting to freak out here!" she cried out sticking her hands into her hair. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! We're in the future or the past! What is my mom going to do when I don't come home? What if we're stuck here? I'm going to miss my algebra test!" Sonny dropped to her knees weeping. "I'm going to flunk school and end up a hobo!"

Tawni knelt down in front of Sonny shaking her. "Get a grip, Sonny!" she said. "What did you mean the future or the past?"

Sonny sniffed her nose calming down somewhat. "I don't really know, I think we're in the future, the other me I saw didn't look that much different than me age wise. I looked a couple of months older, maybe a year or so?"

"Great, we time travel and we only go ahead a year?" whined Nico.


"So the time machine doesn't work," said Tawni. "What do we do now? We're stuck here."

"I say we go and find the future Zora and see if she can fix the time machine," said Sonny.

"Well, while you guys do that," said Chad," I will be talking to someone that truly appreciates the awesomeness, the flawlessness, and the hotness that is me….myself."

"Wait!" exclaimed Grady. "Didn't you guys see Back to The Future? He messed things up and was almost not born!" he said getting a horrified expression on his face.

"He traveled to the past, in Back to the Future, Rainy," said Chad. "It was in Back to the Future 2 that he traveled to the future." Everyone turned to looked at him. His cheeks started to feel warm as he cleared his throat. "Not…not that I watch those sci-fi geek movies, I have people that watch them for me," he said. "My point is we can't become unborn if were in the future."

"Yeah, but we could still mess things up," said Grady.

"Okay, okay, I say we find some disguises so our future selves don't know we're here," said Sonny.

"Now where are we going to find disguises?" wondered Nico aloud.

"Um…hello? You're in a TV studio where they have rooms full of costumes and props!" Chad smacked his palm against his forehead. "I'm stuck in the future with a bunch of idiots!"


"Tawni, you can't wear a ball gown as a disguise," said Sonny as she put on a blonde wig.

"Why not?" Tawni pouted.

"Because we're trying to blend in," said Sonny. "Not stand out."

"Tawni Hart is all about standing out," she said, then she huffed seeing that Sonny wasn't going to give in. "Fine, I'll wear ordinary clothes," she said as if it tainted her mouth.

Chad looked around at the different clothes and accessories; he took a glance over at Sonny to see her putting on a blonde wig. Her dark brown hair suited her better, not that she looked half-bad as a blond. He sighed. He wondered if her hair felt just as soft and smooth as it looked, if only he could run his hands through….whoa don't go there Cooper…she's a Random. Chad Dylan Cooper does not fall for a Random. So what if she has nice hair? He had nice hair.

Sonny walked over to where Chad was standing, he managed to look away in time. "So did you find your disguise yet?" she asked.

"Sure did," said Chad taking some sunglasses and putting them on.

Sonny raised her eyebrow. "Really, Chad, really? You're not going to wear a wig at least?"

"A wig?" said Chad looking like it was the most absurd thing he had ever heard. "Over this hair? Sonny," he shook his head," no."

Sonny put her hands on her hip staring him down. Chad started to feel uncomfortable with her gaze on him—not that he would admit that."

"Fine, I'll wear a hat," he said taking a navy blue fedora hat off a shelf and carefully putting it on.

Sonny smirked at him. "Fine."

"Good."

"Good."

"So we're good?" said Chad tracing the rim of the hat with his fingers.

Sonny crossed her arms smiling. "Oh, we're so good." She walked over to a shelf grabbing some glasses and put them on, her disguise was complete.

Nico walked over to where they were standing. "So…where do we go first?" he asked as his fake mustache moved with the movement of his lips.

"I don't know about you guys," said Grady rubbing his stomach," but time traveling makes me hungry."


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