Akatsuki Power Outage
I don't own Naruto, any of its characters or anything else Naruto related
Hey Maha55, your idea is incorporated into this story!!
Some Background….
Akatsuki had officially completed their move in to their new house. Everything was finally organized and now it was time to enjoy this wonderful new house. However, there was some slight, slight, slight remodeling to be done….too bad Itachi and Deidara were the ones who had decided to tackle it…and on the day a storm was predicted for the area? Oh dear….
"Oh my god let go, yeah!" Deidara said nearly falling over.
"No! I will drag you by the hair until you put that stupid brush down and go with me to Home Depot!"
"Just give me 5 minutes, yeah! I'll be done in 5 minutes!" Deidara whined as Itachi tried to pull him from the huge glamorous bathroom.
"No, NOW!"
"Well, see if Dana and Marisol are ready and then come get me, yeah."
"Dumbass Marisol is still at the salon and Dana is in the pool!"
"Marisol's not home, yeah? Fine…..okay let's go, yeah." Deidara said getting one last spray of cologne in before things got any worse. They went downstairs, Sasori was in the kitchen working on his famous spinach stuffed chicken and rice for dinner.
"Hey, where are you two going? This is going to be ready in 30 minutes." Sasori said.
"We HAVE to go to Home Depot, put some in the fridge for us, this could take a while." Itachi said.
"Well hurry up, because we're having game night tonight after dinner and you two have to be here for Catch Phrase." Sasori instructed.
"Uh huh…alright…..okay…so wait…does this client know that swithcing lawyers like this will only drag it out? Okay, okay well as long as he knows what he's getting in to. Okay, so Monday morning at 9:15. Tell him to bring any paperwork he already has. Okay, bye." Lola had been on the phone with what was apparently a new case she would be taking. She was now jotting notes onto a legal pad a mile a minute. Dana had just come in from the pool.
"You know, it looks totally like a storm out there, yeah. I think I'll go take a shower before dinner." Dana said closing the door behind her.
"It's probably going to blow in later." Lola said absent mindedly staring at a stack of legal documents.
"Shut up dumb ass!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No, it's your fault!"
"It is not my fault you piece of shit!"
"Hidan it is completely your fault!"
"NO IT'S NOT! You're the ass who used it last!"
"Hidan, money doesn't just appear! You can't just buy toothpaste when it's not on sale! And now look, here we are completely out and you didn't even warn me we were close to being out. And you know what pisses me off the most…"
"You know maybe I don't fucking care whatever the fuck pisses you the hell off the most! Go to hell Kakuzu!"
"You…..stupid ass! Listen to me! That toothpaste was on sale last week at Wal-Mart! I could have gotten the bonus box with a free travel tube! But nooooooooo not now! You know why….."
"WHAT PART OF I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! JUST BUY SOME MORE DAMN TOOTHPASTE FOR GOD'S SAKE KAKUZU IT'S WHAT 3 DOLLARS A TUBE!?"
"Excuse me, Kakuzu, I happen to have this tube, you're welcome to use it, I don't mind!" it was a good thing polite Tobi stepped in.
"Thanks Tobi, you're a good boy!" Kakuzu said. Hidan rolled his eyes and flipped Kakuzu off as he walked away.
"So, Zetsu what games should we schedule tonight?" Kisame asked.
"Hmm…Catch phrase of course, and a card game definitely, Oh! Mouse Trap! That game is colorful and fun….and I randomly found it in Tobi's room. Let's see you probably don't like go fish…we won't play that tonight. But we do have Battleship, Uno, CandyLand, and the leader's personal favorite…Operation.
"Here, you want this?" Sasori asked Lola sitting a glass of red wine in front of her. Besides, Sasori and Lola were the only two who appreciated good red wine.
"Yes! I'll take that!" Lola said swirling the wine around in the wine glass. "You need any help? She asked.
"No, I'm almost done." Just then the door bell rang and Sasori figured he would answer it since he was en route back to the kitchen anyway. He figured it was Marisol and didn't understand why she didn't just come in. "Oh god…Kabuto and…Orochimaru what a pleasant surprise." Sasori said sarcastically rolling his eyes. "Look, what do you want?"
"Is that…spinach stuffed chicken I smell?" Orochimaru asked.
"Yes." Sasori said.
"We brought you a house warming gift!" Kabuto said shoving a poorly wrapped gift towards Sasori, the purple snake paper and the big purple bow added to this lovely token. Sasori sighed.
"Well, fuck come in." Sasori did not like how this was going. He called for Tobi who immediately came down the stairs. "Tobi, open that gift I have to work on this rice." Sasori instructed. Tobi examined the package as Orochimaru and Kabuto looked around.Tobi began to open the package.
"Oooooooooooh! Look Sasori! Look Zetsu! Kisame look!" Tobi said holding up this new gift.
"It's a Febreeze Scent Stories player and we got a couple of those discs with it! Kabuto said excitedly. "You all will love the adjustable fragrance settings…"Orochimaru elbowed Kabuto in the stomach. " I mean…not that we use one of these." Kabuto quickly said.
"WOW!" Tobi was excited. It was then that thunder started to rumble lowly outside.
"Um….thanks." Kisame said. "Hey, didn't the leader get one of these things for Christmas?" Kisame asked Zetsu softly.
"Oh yeah, there's a 'holiday scents' disc you can buy for it." Zetsu answered.
"So, about the chicken…." Orochimaru began.
"No, I don't have enough for you two." Sasori said dryly.
"Okay, we'll be on our way then. We just wanted to give you the housewarming gift. C'mon Kabuto we're going to Burger King." Orochimaru said. And with that Kabuto and Orochimaru left. No one said anything for a moment. Tobi was still admiring this fabulous new gift.
"Is it just me, or are they really odd these days?" Kisame asked.
"Oh yeah, they are definitely up to something." Zetsu agreed. Hidan and Kakuzu came downstairs to join everyone else.
"Seriously, I found this fun religious trivia game for our game night tonight." Hidan proclaimed.
"Hidan, they won't want to play that, Monopoly is so much better." Kakuzu said holding up the Monopoly game.
"God, you always have to fucking relate everything back to your damn money don't you!?"
"Well, you always want to tie religion in to every single thing you do every single day!"
"Oh go to hell! Seriously, my religious trivia game is so fucking cooler than your stupid lame ass…"
"Hey, this is ready. Will someone carry that bowl of rice to the table." Sasori interrupted the second argument of the evening.
"Oh sure, I'm on it." Hidan said grabbing the rice. The thunder outside had grown slightly louder and the wind was picking up. There was indeed a storm on the way…
