AN: Ok crazy little bit of weirdness that came to me in school one day. Hope you enjoy.

Warning: Mentions of M x M relationship, Swearing.


We All Go A Little Crazy Sometimes

My story … My story? I haven't got a story. Nothing remarkable ever happened to me, I'm normal, boring. HA, I wish! I'm bloody exceptional, have been since the day my parents died.

Bloody dark wizards and their bloody death spells. That mad old coot stuffed up my whole life. BASTARD.

And even after I killed that power hungry spirit and save the whole world my life still didn't become normal. Stupid bloody media. I just want to be nothing; I don't want to be famous.

Especially not now that I have done this, this terrible, terrible thing. The papers would have a field day with this one. No. I am going to keep this one all to myself.

Fuck I am never going to get laid. Shit new plan then. Ok I will tell a few 'trusted' friends. Nope that won't work either; I wouldn't want to share this with anyone I'm friends with. Crap

Leaves me with no choice then, I'm going to have to go to him. Fuuuck, his going to be over the fucking moon about this one, just before he attacks me. Well the last thing might not be so bad.

No, Stop! Get your mind out of the bloody gutter. Fucking repressed sexual tension, hate the stuff. RST the scientific name given to the sad illness of never getting any action. Ok back to the plan.

Ok I'm going to do it, I'm going to stand up and walk out of this closet and go down and see him. The Adonis of the school. Ok here I go. Shit no, I'm not going and you can't make me, yes I can move NOW! Fuck off, I'm staying right here. Closet Case! Fuck yeah. Shit I am going crazy. This is what it does to you. Ask anyone who has ever spent anytime with him, ARRG… drool. He turns your mind to mush and then leaves you wanting more and more. He can make you fight your friends, kill your enemies, lie to yourself and ignore the rest of the world. It makes you fall in love with Draco-Fucking-Malfoy.

NO, stop that. I am not in Love with him. I refuse to be – I may crave him with my entire being but there is no way in this messed up world that I could love that stuck up snobbish bastard Death Eater, well ex-Death Eater anyway.

Arrrg, but he is sooo HOT! The only guy in the school who is better looking is well, ME. I've got that whole Dark, Tall, Built, Savoir of the World thing going for me. What has he got? Nothing! Well, except for that hair like spun gold and that body that just oozes sex appeal and the charisma that can have you on you hands and knees without realising it. Arrrg, memories. Fuck I miss it, Him, us. Wait! Pull back, there is no US never was, never will be.

Me, me, me that's all I ever talk about, think about. Damn right, no one else does and I believe that a marvel such as myself deserves to appreciated. FUCK, now I'm not only worshiping the bastard I'm sounding like him too.

Oh well, we are all allowed to go a little crazy sometimes.


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