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Feeling a Little Cold- chapter one

Bella's P.O.V.

it was a saturaday afternoon and i was no doubt the happiest girl in Forks- maybe even the world.

why you may ask?

because i had an excuse to stare at a shirtless edward cullen, with beads of water dripping down his sparkling diamond body.

okay, so i'd been forced into a black, skimpy little bikini against my will, but who cares about morals when you can stare at a half naked edward?

so anway, the reason for lack of clothing attire is because the cullen's actually have a lake, the size of america may i add, that is tucked away in a secluded area of their backyard, which is also the size of half the world.

this secluded spot allows them to bask in the freedom of the water without bothering with prying human eyes that would see them sparkle like stars in the sunlight.

i, of coure, am with the vampires

"bella?"

i snapped out of my thoughts and looked up in suprise at alice- who looked, to my dismay, absolutly perfect in her ocean blue and green, sequined bikini.

i scowled. vampires just always had to outshine the human.

"what are you frowning for bella? arn't you having fun?" she asked, slightly paniced

edward was by her side in second, looking at me with the same expression.

my scowl deepened. lets all stare at the human.

"im fine," i said, a little more harshly then intended "but you damn vampires always have to be better than me. why do you have to be good at everything?" i ranted miserably

rosalie, though she was trying to be a better, soon to be sister-in-law, roled her eyes at me and shook her head.

edward was about to reach out to me, but emmett shoved him out of the way.

"oh but bella! you are better at something. you see, us vampires have trouble tripping over everything in sight, even our own feet. you, on the other hand, are an expert" he grinned teasingly.

i wish i was a vampire, so that i could smack him one.

good thing i have alice and edward, who both pounded him into the water.

jasper siddled up to me and gave me a look.

"you dont need to be better at anything bella. you make edward happy, which makes him easy to live with, which makes us happy" he said quietly

"thanks jasper, but that's not going to win me a contest or anything is it?" i said with a grim smile

jasper shook his head at me, but gave up.

then alice jumped out from the water, looking furious.

"bella swan. i will not have you moping around like an emo. get in the water and get wet!" she demanded

i shook my head, i was safe from embaressment when i was comfotably wrapped up in my towel, sitting on thesoft, sandy bank.

alice looked at me for a minute, before an evil grin spread out on her face.

it was then that edward and emmett resufaced as well.

edward looked torn between saving me and helping alice.

i swallowed. oh no- she wouldnt!

"bella..." she purred

i stood up, contemplating whether or not to make a fool of myself by running.

"you'll only trip," she smirked "so i'll still get you in the water. it's just a matter of whether you want to make it difficult"

"don't alice" i growled

"don't what bella?" she asked innocently, advancing on me at slow, human pace.

"edward! help me!" i cried desperatly

"he wants you in the water too bella" she said softly, as edward came to stand beside me

"edward, you won't let her will you?" i said shrilly

he looked at me with his beautiful topaz eyes, so many thoughts crossing his face.

"why don't you want to go in?" he asked

"i do! but i don't want..." i trailed off. he was going to say i was being silly.

he looked at me expectantly.

"you'll think i'm silly" i mumbled miserably

"humour me bella" he said softly

"humour all of us bella!" emmett called from the water

edward growled, but i replyed with an angry "oh, don't worry emmett, i will!"

edward raised an eyebrow at me, and i pouted in response. i was desperate to try anything. even the most insane things that came to mind.

"do you want me to drown? do you want me to die edward?" i sobbed dramatically, pleased that for once my tear ducts were working for me, rather than against me

edward looked at me in horror

"don't believe her edward! she's faking it!" alice said, glaring at me

edward's eyes narrowed, as i started to blush at being found out.

damn, i had been so close.

"in the water she goes" edward said smuggly.

"noooooo! please, nooo!" i screamed as he swung me up into his arms, with alice cackling triumphantly

somewhere between the shore and the water's edge, the towel had disappeared and i was feeling very naked.

and then everything went very, very wet and extremely cold

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