"Does your mother know what you've been up to?" Draco asked.
"Draco, she's dead," Harry replied with a sigh.
Draco rubbed the back of his head, embarrassed. "Sorry. Well, at least you won't have to introduce me to your parents, I guess," the blond boy continued and smiled at his boyfriend.
Harry chuckled and pulled Draco into a hug. "You know, sometimes I wonder, why do I even love you so much," he said, not really expecting an answer.
Draco looked confused and ended their hug. "Well, I tricked you into drinking a love potion, obviously," Malfoy said.
Harry looked stunned. "Oh, yeah, it makes sense, I guess," he said and grabbed his wand, aiming it at Draco. "But I don't like to be tricked."
Draco sighed and nodded. "Alright Potter, we will duel. But first, let us drink some water."
Harry nodded. "Sure, let's stay hydrated," he said and drank from the glass Draco offered him.
After gulping down his water, Harry smiled at his companion. "You know what Draco, I don't feel like fighting you anymore," he said.
The other boy nodded, satisfied. "Me neither."
"Let's have wild sex instead, okay?" Harry asked and walked up to where Draco was standing. He put his hand on Draco's exposed neck and the boys began to kiss passionately.
Suddenly, the door to the classroom opened and a red-haired girl stormed inside. Harry hurriedly tried to cover his private areas with his robe, but it was only somewhat successful.
The girl ran up to them and pointed her wand at Draco's still nude form.
"Ginny, what are you doing here?" Harry tried asking, but the girl was too furious to hear him.
"Hey Weasley, calm down," Draco started but was interrupted by the girl's scream.
"Avada Kedavra!" she cast and a green light enveloped the room for a second, blinding Harry.
When his sight returned, he saw Draco lying on the floor, dead.
He wanted to scream, but was interrupted by another flash of light, this time red.
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore appeared, sitting on his burning phoenix, a grand sword in his hand, dressed in a ridiculous pink pajamas.
"Professor, Ginny killed Draco!" Harry said immediately and Albus' head focused on the boy.
"Oh, I see," he said sadly and looked at Ginny.
"Then, I'm sorry, but I have to do this. Minus five points to Gryffindor," the Headmaster said and shook his head.
"However, I have to consider your good intentions, Ginny," Albus continued. "You were trying to save a friend and your bravery deserves fifty points for Gryffindor!" the old man said much more happily and pulled a dirty flute out of his pocket.
"And now, I say it's PARTY TIME!" the headmaster screamed and they all began dancing.
A/N: This was written for the first round of The Houses Competition, year 4.
House: Gryffindor
Year: 2
Category: Drabble
Prompt: [Speech] "Does your mother/father know what you've been up to?"
Word Count: 475
