Kenny and Esther

By Shadowgate

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(Takes place after Rainforest Shmainforest.)

Not long after doing their revised version of the Getting Gay with Kids Choir song all the children were back on the bus. Ms. Stevens was doing her best to relax on the bus. She said "oh I wish I was in a Goddamn hotel room."

Cartman commented "we know you wish you were aid back in a hotel room fingering your pussy."

All the kids laughed but two.

Two were holding hands.

"Oh Kenny and I believe that's your name right?"

Kenny said "yes you got it and you got me."

Kelly replied back "we're united in love and hate."

Kenny asked "what do you mean hate? I have warm feelings for you."

Kelly answered "hatred of the rainforest."

Kelly hugs Kenny tight. Kenny says "you saved my life in that rainforest" and then he hugs her tight.

It was a Sunday afternoon when the kids got back to South Park.

When Kyle walked into his house his mom asked him what his trip was like. He gave her a dirty look and stomped up the stairs to his room.

When Stan got home he went straight to his room and slammed the door.

When Cartman got home he yelled "I'M HOME NOW AND I WANT MY GODDAMN DINNER!"

When Kenny got home he pulled out a piece of paper with Kelly's phone number on it. However two things occurred to him. One was the fact his family had no cell phone plan like all the other kids in SP. The second thing was a week before the rainforest choir showed up he was seeing Esther Stoley.

Kenny went to his older brother Kevin with his predicament. Kevin told Kenny "well two timing happens non-stop these days. Have you heard from Esther recently?"

Kenny said "well no so I think it was just a small crush."

When Kenny went over to Esther's house and knocked on the door her twin brother Kevin answered.

Kevin called for his sister and when Esther came out she said "oh Kenny it's been a while."

Kenny replied "yes I think we had a short term crush on each other."

Esther told him she liked him as a friend. Kenny took a deep breath and told her the same. They agreed to see other people which left the door wide open for Kenny to keep his long distance relationship with Kelly.

The End