Shrek 5 FARQWUAD REVENGE

Shrek was driving to work in green car fast becaus late. Suddenly benind them a quad bike

"who" roared shrek

"me farquad i have return"

"Fuck"

farqward holding rocket launcher akimbo with, evil laugha nd shot shrek car with 1000 each

"FARQUART U BAKA I WILL GET U"

Sherk bump fakward bike whith hes car. It govery out of controle crash into light post adn burst a flame

"haha" say the donky

fauarqd broken spine with paralize and coocked alive by flmames.

"NO CRIES FARQUId"

SHrek drive home in grenn car and hav sex his ogre wife FIONA andpet DONKY also, eat roast for diner, the end?

(pLOT TWIST roast for dinenr was actualy fuqwrad)