Harry Potter and the insert word here :
One day Harry potter boy wizard was walking down privit drive to go buy some apples at the grocery mart but he soon realized that he had left his wallet at the weasleys house. So he decided to sit on the curb and look emo for about three hours with a card board box in front of him. Eventually after all his hard work looking depressed he looked into his box to see what the kind citizens of privit drive had donated towards him. What he found was as follows: a busted game boy, a half eaten rotten peach, a fake id( he knew it was fake because it was written on loose leaf lined paper), half a shoe, a picture of George bush, three I.O.U's and a idiot's guide to how to destroy Voldemort and all of his minions except Snape because he really works for Dumbledore in three easy steps. Harry grabbed the fake id ( despite the fact that it said he was a 67 year old lady names Ashley) and looked in distain at the rest of the contents at rest of the box thinking how useless everything in it was especially the book( which he thought was the most useless of all). Eventually after long hours of thought Harry decided to be emo for a few more hours until the Knight bus came so he could go get his wallet from the weasleys.
Two hours twelve minutes and 37 seconds later
After long waiting the knight bus finally arrived and Harry tried to get on it but was stopped by Draco Malfoy. He had gotten a part time job working on the knight bus to pay of his fathers gambling debts to Mr. Weasley. "I.D please said Draco in drab voice". "I.D!" yelled Harry outraged "since when have you needed I.D to ride the bus!". "Since some nut job named Harry Potter tried to ride the knight bus under the alias of Neville Longbottem". replied Draco(By the way you may be wondering why Draco seems not to Know Harry but the truth is that to help pay of his debt Draco's father sold Draco's memories to Dumbledore to put in his penisive).Harry blushed at this but then remembered the I.d he got from the kind people of privit drive and gave it to Draco. Draco brain damaged from having his memories removed accepted the I.d let Harry into the bus and even forgot to ask him to pay(!bonus!). Harry made his way to a seat told the conductor to tell him to wake him when they arrived at the burrow and promptly fell into a deep sleep.
Enter Harry's dream
Dancing rabbits with Ginny Weasley's head pranced around an open field with lollipop trees until a hunter with the head of a snake shot off their heads with a shotgun and instead of feeling Dread Harry felt great joy in being in a world where Ginny was dead.
2 minutes later
Harry awoke in a good mood just as the knight bus was arriving at the Burrow but when he stepped off the bus and saw what the Burrow had become he yelled out in shock!
