Being Mean To Naruto:

Being Mean To Naruto:

Yes it's true; Ramen noodles are yellow because they come from annoying kid's hair after they're dead.

Wait if you were trained by a perverted sage…why are you still a virgin?

Are you positive that little "kissing-Sasuke-by-accident" thing was an accident?

You shouldn't even ask yourself that, Sasuke did leave because of you.

If you like Sakura doesn't that make you a lesbian?

Being Mean To Sasuke:

Not only do you lack hatred, you lack life

Me: Oh so…if you're one of the only surviving Uchia won't the clan lose its name? Sasuke: I don't think so why? Me: Because the wife takes the husband's name in marriage right?

Me: You did kill Orochimaru and now he's some weird spirit thing inside you right? Sasuke: proudly Yeah Me: Does that mean his "snake" is deep inside you too?

Yo Momma's so fat….oh…wait….you don't have a mother anymore

Is the reason you ignored Sakura all the time no matter how desperate because you were saving yourself for someone special? cough Naruto cough you want him cough, cough, cough

Being Mean To Sakura:

So if you have pink hair why don't you have pink eye?

Me: Wow so you trained with Tsunade and you're still not jealous? Sakura: Of what? Me: The fact she looks like a woman with boobs?

Me: Don't worry about all those people who say they hate you; I'm not one of them. Sakura: blushing Well thank you! Me: I'm just one of the people who despise you with a burning passion

Have you ever heard of make-up?

Do you have shorts on under your dress so that you can hide your male anatomy?