TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23
Okay, I am just trying to figure what to put in my tv show next week. Well... i don't have a clue! Maybe I could ask Mia to help.
LILLY MOSCOVITZ, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Ask Mia Help? Mia would only talk about her whales and how about I should do an episode of my show about the Greenpeace.
Last month she asked me that. OH, I KNOW THE GREENPEACE ROCKS, but COME ON! Does she really thinks I WOULD DO AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF MY SHOW ABOUT THIS?
Maybe I could make it about how the Albert Einstein High School Sucks. Yeah, it's a good idea. I could make an special just saying how the AEHS is full of stupid snobby blonde bitches, like, LANA WEINBERGER. That grub is useless to the human society. Besides, I don't even know if she really
is a human being with all that pink and stuff.
ARGH, if you wanna know!
Or, i could film the Cultural diversity in the school. In some weeks we'll gonna have this stupid dance about the Cultural diversity.
Well, don't think i am interested in this thing. I think i could only do this special to know more about this new Russian guy, Boris Pelkowsky. Actually, he is in my G & T class, and we usually lock him in the supply closet, so we don't have to listen to more Stravinsky, or Beethoven, or Lizt or whatever in his violin.
I know that he is a very good musician, but my ears can't handle it in the middle of the G&T class.
Hmmm... maybe i can lock me there with him.
Who knows i can get CLOSER, HUH?
Hahahahahahahaha...
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, FIFTH PERIOD
I really don't know why Mia is so worried about. Christ, it's just our Algebra teacher! He's not the green monster of the bad, terrible, lake of moving sand. Cause this monster would be Lana, in fact.
The thing is: she's here talking about how her mother is gonna go out with Mr. Gianini on a date.
"Mr. Gianini is cool" I said. But she seem not to agree with me, cause she just looked at me with this strange face she does sometimes and said: "Oh, right. He's cool for you that's not gonna flunk Algebra, like me. And besides, he can sitck his tongue in my mom's mouth, do you have a clue?" and then turned to her diary.
Oh good. Jesus, i certainly have to teach my best friend to be more realistic. A guy like Mr. G would never, EVER, put his tongue in the mouth of ms.Thermopolis like that in the first date. And if he does, what's the matter? Unless he wouldn't take her to his place to do a little wild, fierce sex. Haha.
Okay, i forgot telling here: Mia is my best friend since... ever. She's a little freaky sometimes, like you can see right now. She has many obsessions like her flat-chest and obviously this tongue-in-the-mouth thing.
In the other day she was telling me how she saw Josh Richter put his tongue in Lana's mouth. ARRGH, GROSS, if you wanna know.
I've been watching her comportament these days. I totally think she has a little crush on Josh. UGH, bad taste. OK, i know, he's a really good piece of ass, but come on, he's snobby, false, dishonest, and... you know what? He's a grub. But a very pretty grub. I can't blame Mia for liking him a little. Everyone likes. But the problem is: MIA TRIES TO SEE GOOD THINGS IN EVERYONE. This is ridiculus, cause 95 of the Manhattan population are mean people. Like Josh. Like Lana. Like... me, i guess.
Few days ago, I and Mia were at Bigelow's buying some alpha hydroxy for my mom, and there was Josh. And just because he said "Hey" to her, she thinks he's a different person out of school, that he's a good person and etc. GOODNESS, TELL ME: DO I DESERVE IT?
"My lord, Mia, you have and overactive imagination and a phatological need to invent drama in your life, you knew it?" I said.
"OK, you can think that i have this overactive imagination, but, what do you mean with phatological need to invent drama?" - she just couldn't stop looking at him leaving the store. I had to pull her face back, and her mind to reality.
"The overactive imagination is about our backstreet boy clone Josh. And a classic example of the need of inventing drama is your upsetness about your mom and Mr.G. I really don't understando you. If you're that upset about it, just tell your mom. Tell her you don't want her going out with him. You know, you're always going around, lying about how you feel. Why don't you just assert yourself for a change? Your feelings have worth!"
Well, after a line like that i think you must guess what happened. She didn't say anything else. Ha. THE POWER OF THE WORDS.
-- Lilly tells it like it is:
Still don't have a clue.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, G & T
In the way to school I just had the best idea for my Tv show.
I decided to go walking this morning, and infortunately, my stupid donkey older brother Michael came too.
Can you believe that three people (obviously tourists) came to us to ask if I knew how to get to "Green Witch" Village?
They actually don't know that in the word Greenwich - the real name of the village - we don't pronounce the letter "w".
This bugs me. A WHOLE LOT.
People should know how to say the names of the places here. At least I would try saying the places names correctly, if i was in a foreign country. So here it is:
-- Lilly tells it like it is:
Day of shooting: TODAY
Location where will be recorded: The Washington
Square Park
Victims: TOURISTS
List of the equipment:
1.Camera
2.Metrocards
3.Green clothes
Name of the episode: "The Green Witch Project", based in "The Blair Witch" movie.
When the tourists come to ask me how to get in to the Green Witch village, I'll start screaming and run away, faking terror.
Now, you can tell: WHO IS THE BEST? Lilly Moscovitz, Thank you.
Great story.
Simply great.
