CRUEL TO BE KIND

WOW: heart. All Dean wants is his pie.

Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own them.

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"Sam, where's my pie?"

"Really Dean? You saw that news report about obesity yesterday."

"Hey! I'm not obese. I'm a lean mean fighting machine, so give me my pie!"

"Dean, you're not obese – yet, but aren't you concerned about the damage you're doing to your heart?"

"Oh yeah, I'm terrified. Now let me worry about it while I'm eating my pie."

"Dean, would it kill you to eat a salad once in your life?"

"Possibly, Sam, so if I'm gonna croak, I might as well be EATING MY GODDAMN FRIGGIN' DOUCHEWADDIN' PIE!"

"Stress is bad for your heart too Dean, you know."

"AAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!"

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