A collaboration between me and and the ever kick-assness of Jackidy!.

Disclaimer: We do not own Arther, Alfred, Barack, Churchill, or Hugh Laurie.


Letters from An American

Dear Arthur,

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How's life goin'? I know, you're still pissed at me because BO sent back that bust of Churchill,

it really was rude of him. But it was an ugly thing anyway. If it'll make you happy though, I'll

put it in the Lincoln Room when my people eventually boot Barack from office. Trust me, it's

coming, I can sense it. Really wasn't the best person to vote into office.

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Good luck with Francis, hope you two aren't fighting each other too much over there! To tell

the truth, I'm glad I got a few cooking lessons from him. I think I'd die if I had to survive off of

what I learned from you!

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Alfred.

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PS, You can have Hugh Laurie back when you pry him from my cold dead fingers.