This Is Messed Up
Chapter 1
Special thanks to inukaglove4ever for being Kagome and theotakufanfics for being Ayame!
I was Sango btw ^^
And the other characters were all of us randomly
And if you hadn't already figured it out San is Sango Kag is Kagome and Aya is Ayame!
Btw none of us own Inuyasha WE JUST LOVE HIM TO DEATH!
Aya: sang truth or dare!?
San: hmm... Truth?
Aya: if u couldn't b with roku who would u b with?
Sango: eh?! Umm...
Aya: c'mon tell us!
San: well I'd probably be alone...
Kag: come on san u gotta tell us wr dyin of suspence!
Aya: U HAV TO CHOOSE SOMEONE!
San: let me just say that ONE OF U would be very displeased...
Aya: JUST TELL US!
Kag: dont care
San: and I probably wouldn't be with them anyways but if I HAD TO CHOOSE AND THEY HAD NO SAY IN IT...
Aya: WHOOOOO?
Kag: *ish thinkin of random things of randimonium*
San: well... Inuyasha BC OF HIS AMAZING DOG EARS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Koga: WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THAT MUTT MORE THEN ME!?
Aya: OH BUT I LOVE U KOGA!
Koga: *growls*
Aya: Ok koga leave so KAG can tell me my dare
Koga: … ok
Kag: ok so i dared you to kiss koga while he's distracted BUT HE HAS TO BE BLINDFOLDED SO HE WONT KNO WHO IT IS!
Aya: OK EASY AS PIEEE
San: I HAVE SUMFIN BETTERRRR
Aya: ooooh tell me
San: YOU SHOULD PLAY SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN BUT LIKE JUST PULL HIM INTO THE CLOSET AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM
Aya: dude I'd also do that if it wasn't a dare- GIMME SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING TO DOOOOO!
San: WELL MAYBE ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CHALLENGING BUT I WANT KOGA TO BE EMBARRASSED AND LOVE YOU
Aya: THAT WOULDN'T EMBARRASS HIM! WE'RE MARRIED U KNOW!
San: WHATEVRRRRRR KISSING HIM WHILE HES BLINDFOLDED IS NO BETTER!
Koga: … can i come back in now…?
Aya: NO KOGA SHUT IT!
San: MAKE SURE KOGA IS OUT OF HEARING RANGE CUZ YOU HAVE TO...
Koga: fine ill go to the kitchen
San: KISS... Uhm... SESSHY!
Aya: WHUTTTT? IS HE EVEN HERE?!
Sesshy: I've been here the whole time…
Aya: WHAAA?
Sesshy: *kisses Aya*
San: I did not see that coming...
Kag: OHHH MAKE SURE RIN DOESNT FUND OUT!
Sesshy: *smirks*
San: um, just saying, RIN OWNS A CHAINSAW!
Aya: *faints*
Kag: saw that coming
Sesshy: well if i couldn't b with Rin then I'd b with her
San: uhhhhh why?! Oh wait... She's a full demon... -.-'
Sesshy: …i have my reasons besides that…
San: WELL THEN WHY!
Sesshy: … because
Kag: PLZZZZZZ LET RIN KILL HIM!
Aya: *wakes up* no... don't call Rin
San: SHUT UP KAGZ RIN CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS NOW I WANNA KNOW WHY SESSHY WOULD PICK AYA IF HE COULDN'T HAVE RIN
Sesshy: morning beautiful *smirks at Aya*
San: 0.0
Aya: why me?
Sesshy: ooooh u know why *smirks at Aya*
Kag: KOGGAAAAAA OLDER MUTT FACE IS HITTING ON YOUR BETROTHED!
Koga: WHATTTTT?!
San: *stifles a giggle at Kagz comment*
Kag: *Bursts out laughing unable to handle it*
San: *ROFLs with Kagz*
Koga: *comes back in* uhhh… what's with them?
Kag: STILL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAH
San: gets back up because if I'm having a laughing fit I'll miss the drama* KOGA GUESS WHAT SESSHY DID!
Koga:… what did he do?
Sesshy: *smirks*
San: WHY DONT YOU ASK UR WIFE AHAHAHA
Koga: … shes asleep on the floor- didn't u notice?
Sesshy: *kisses Aya again*
San: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sango: YAY DRAMA!
Sesshy: she's with me now mutt
Rin: *walks in* get what's going on?
Kag: YAY RIN PLZZ KILL SESSHY HE KISSED AYA!
Koga: hey Sesshy, how do u like this!? *kisses Rin*
Kag: 0.0
San: OOOH WHAT IF KOGA AND RIN WENT ON A DATE
Roku: ooooh sang! *kisses sang*
Inu: eh why not *kisses kag*
San: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BAKA! *throws Roku out the window*
Kag: *still kissing inu not caring what the fuck ish goin on.*
Aya: KOGA IF U WILL FREAK OVER ME KISSING ONE GUY THEN WE'RE DONE! U TRIED TO MATE WITH KAG!
Koga: FINE THEN WE'RE THRU!
San: OMGGGG ITS LIKE A REAL LIFE DRAMA
Sesshy: rin?
Rin: Ya i knew that u would go to Aya… ill just stay with Koga!
Kag: * STILL kissing inu still not giving two shits bout what the fuck ish goin on.*
*koga & rin go into other closet…*
*inu & kag go into 3rd closet…*
San: BUT NOW RIN AND SESSHY WILL NEVER HAVE SUPER CUTE HALF DEMON CHILDREN
San: wait I'm alone now aren't I...?
TO BE CONTINUED