Brotherly Lessons

Brotherly Lessons

JOE: Gosh I hate this place! I'm so bored! Ok, ok calm down Joe only… 45 MORE MINUTES?! What?! It feels like I've been here all day. Ok, pull yourself together Joe. You're here for Nick. Yeah…but this isn't fair! Dad and Mom aren't home this weekend I totally could have gotten away with skipping! Gosh! I love you God, but why did you have to make church so boring?!

NICK: I love you God. Thank you for giving me the blessing of being able to be here today celebrating your love in this beautiful church. Thank you for all you've given me.

KEVIN: Hey there's a nice looking girl over there. And gosh are her boots the hottest boots I've ever seen or what?! Out of all 106 pairs of mine I'd have to say she wins. Wow. I've got to talk to her about where she got those gorgeous things.

"Joe, you look like your zoning out, pay attention! And Kevin, stop staring at that girl's feet!"

"Sorry Nick," They say in unison, but when Nick puts his head down to stop and pray they return to what they were doing…

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"Wow wasn't that church just beautiful? I love being able to travel around the world and seeing all types of amazing churches," begins Nick.

"Yeah...definitely" says Kevin "and all different types of people!" he adds spotting the girl with the boots.

"Yeah its uhhh…wo-wonderfull" says Joe.

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"He-ey! Love love those boots! Mind telling me where you got them?" Kevin asked, beaming.

"Yeah actually I do, because if you got the same boots as me it would mean they're gay boots and then I couldn't wear them anymore!"

"Oh...sorry."

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"Never mind, I'm with Joe. This place sucks!"

"What's wrong, Kevy-Wevy? Girly problems?' laughs Joe.

"Shut up Joe! Just because all the girls love you…"

"Just because all the girls love me what…? I'm a pro; and I'm HOT!"

"Guys be mature!"

"Sorry Nick" they apologize again.

"Well at least I can dress myself!" mumbles Kevin under his breath, hoping Nick wouldn't hear.

"I can get dressed! I could since I was five!" Joe shot back.

"Yeah you can get dressed…in like bright orange pants with a purple polka dotted shirt—or an outfit that obviously doesn't match!"

"Shut up Kevin!"

"You can't even do your own hair!" Kevin laughed, crossing his arms.

"I can too; you just…do it better!"

"I do, I do," Kevin smiled.

"Well…I'm better with girls!" Joe smirked.

"Well I'm better with style!"

"Girls are more important then style!"

"Well there wouldn't be the girls without the style to attract them!" Kevin arced an eyebrow.

"Well there uhhh...wouldn't be the style without the girls!! Oh, what now?" Joe beamed.

"What are you talking about Joe?!"

"Guys! Please! Contain yourselves! We're still on church property in the presence of God!"

"We're always in the presence of God," Kevin mumbled under his breath in reply.

"I think I should give you girl lessons! And teach you how not to act gay!"

"None of us here are gay!" says Nick. "That would be going against the Lord!"

"None of us here are stylish…. Except me! Well, no, you're not bad, Nick, it's just Joe! If I didn't dress him he'd be lost!" Joe made a face. "Yeah Joe, what are you going to do when we don't live together anymore?!"

"How about you give me style lessons?"

"Well, ok, if you give me girl lessons!"

"But if I look ugly," Joe warned.

"And if I continue to be single," Kevin continued.

"Three months!" Joe stated excitedly.

"What?" Kev questioned.

"In three months, we'll get you a girlfriend BUT I have to be fashionable and fully self sufficient," Joe said, holding out his hand to finalize the deal.

"I don't know, Joe, I'm pretty picky about my girls and I—"Kevin started to protest but Joe quickly cut him off.

"Kev...I don't think you have—ahem—room to be picky," Joe said looking Kevin over and making a rude face.

"Joe!" Kevin said, frustrated, but Joe just laughed.

"Kev, come on!" Joe said, still laughing.

"Whatever," Kevin said but he still shook Joe's hand.

JOE: "Three months...This might just be harder then I thought" Joe thought as the girl with the boots walked but and shot Kevin a death glare.

"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, IM JUST GONNA GO BUY THOSE BOOTS!" Kevin shouted to her, fishing for a comeback unsuccessfully.

"Guys! Seriously! Be quiet!"

"Sorry Nick!" They put their heads down like five year old and walk to their bus.