Days of Our Lives
I want to thank Claire for introducing me to the Mortal Instruments Books. I love them sooo much. This Story doesnt really follow the flow of the books. Valentine is still alive and lives in the institute, Clary and Jace are still brother and sister, and Simon is still human. I dont know why I made it like that, it just kindof went with what I wanted to write. This is a Comedy Jace is obsessed with his self and Clary is trying to help him. While she does this Jace is hypnotizing everyone around him with his gorgeousness lol. Please Read and REVIEW!! Tell me if there is anything that needs a changin! Thanks ENJOY!!
Chapter 1: The overwhelming morning=)
Ahh, the wonderful feeling of the sunshine in Jace's hair made him smile. The sound of the morning birds singing at his window. His head lay on a very soft white pillow filled with feathers, but wait, something hard, but wet rubbed against his forehead. Jace opened his eye slowly. "Alec is that you? How many times do I have to tell you, No liking the master- oh my god!" Church was sitting happily beside him clawing the bed, and purring. "Awe church I knew it was too good to be true. Shoo your going to put a whole in my water bed." He said
"Jonathan, my boy, I heard a ruckus. Is everything alright?" Valentine came into Jace's room with his big glasses and notebook in his hand.
"Hello father, everything is fine. Sorry I disturbed you. Looks like you're in the process of something important." Jace said changing into a grey T-shirt.
"Nothing that important my boy, I was just figuring out how to kill the Morganton family down the road is all." Valentine said happily. "Should I go with the grenade or stick with fire?" he asked.
"Try the grenade this time. Now excuse me father. Feel free to watch me leave. Most people do. Jace said and made his way down to the kitchen where Isabelle, Clary, and Max were sitting.
"Jace! You're just in time for my scrambled eggs!" Isabelle said motioning a plate under his chin.
"Oh my god."
"what?"
"You used a ROUND pan? Izzy you know I only eat eggs cooked from a SQUARE pan!"
Isabelle looked at Clary who quickly shielded her head away and was laughing.
"Screw you Isabelle, ungrateful, selfish foul." Jace said walking out of the kitchen and into the weapons room.
"oooo look at me! I'm Isabelle the egg head." Jace muttered to himself holding a dagger. "Everyone knows that round pans are for pancakes! Eggs are ovular THEREFORE they go in the square pan. DUH!"
Jace practiced for a while then he immediately stopped when he head it. He heard the most horrible thing in the world. The thing was powerful enough to kill a Dead Sea monkey. It was Powerful enough to drive George Washington insane. Magnus Bane was playing Simple Gifts. He raced up the stairs as fast as he could. When he reached the music room, Magnus was on the piano while Alec danced like Angelina Ballerina. Oh geez. Jace thought
"Ehem" Jace said while he leaned against the door looking into the music room.
"Oh, hello umm" Magnus started
"Jace! My name is JACE Magnus! Get it through your thick head already!"
"Yes of course, Jace, I didn't see you there."
"Did you-did-why-what" Alec blushed
"Yes Alec I saw you, now could you stop playing on that thing. You're going to cause an earthquake." Jace said meanly pointing to the door.
"Actually we were just finishing. Let's go to my room Alec." Magnus said
"See ya Angelina, Mozart, wouldn't wanna be ya." Jace Yelled. "Trust me I wouldn't…HEY NO SLAMMING THE DOOR!"He yelled after them. Remembering he was still in his pajama bottoms Jace went to his room to change.
"They want to touch me WHOOHOO, they want to love me WOOHOO, and they'll never leave me WOOHOO, Don't trust a- WOAH! Awe MAN!" Jace yelled holding up a pair of underwear. "Clary bleached my favorite pair of Hanes undies again!"
Clary walked into his room whistling zipideedooda. "Hey Jace are you ready to go to the Yankees game?"
"No not really" Jace responded.
"Why Not, we are leaving right when Simon and Luke get here." Clary told him confusingly.
"Hmm, let me think. Maybe because I cant go anywhere wearing these!" He yelled waving his underwear in her face. "What's your excuse this time huh?"
"Come on Jace, its not like anyone is going to see your underwear at a baseball game."
"Hmph, well then I'll just have to borrow a pair of Alec's." He said and gracefully walked pass Clary and went down the hall to Alec's room.
