SPACE BALLS

Once upon a time warp...

(Orchestral fanfare)

In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as . . . Spaceballs.

Chapter 19

The Schwarz Engorges

The galaxy was being trolled. Having secured a deal with Pizza the Hut's heir, Dough-Mino, the Spaceballs have replaced their atmosphere with secondhand air from a gas giant. Able to breathe again, the Spaceballs have resumed their reign of terror. After the disappearance of Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz, and the death of President Skroob, leadership of the Spaceballs is assumed by Skroob's The Apprentice, Trald Dump. Dump declares himself #1BestSupremeOverlord, and increases harassment of members of the North Interstellar Treaty Organization and annexing unaligned worlds.

Only thanks to the skills of Queen Vespa and King LoneStar is NITO able to hold the Spaceballs back. Until the couple vanishes on an Independence Day trip to Melrose 90210.

The balance is upset when a battle over a supposedly insignificant backwater planet brings a pair of suspiciously attractive orphans to galactic prominence, in a series of events that will surprise everyone...

(unless you are a reader of TV Tropes)

Worried, Dump sends the last known Schwarz user; psychotic man-child and Helmet's former ring caddy Trylo-Jan, to see if he can figure out what the f**** all that s*** we just read means...