"Silver bullet to the heart. Always go with the classics, Sammy. We never needed that newfangled crap the BMOL were peddling."

"Well, some of it was pretty useful," Sam countered.

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Dean threw him a dark-browed glare.

"Na, all this modern tech crap sucks!

I mean take the first-edition of Busty Asian Beauties.

Back then the girls were truly busty, no plastic or Botox in sight, their extra-large boobs original. Just as mother nature made them."

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"I can't believe what I'm hearing. You, dissing on-line porn!"

Dean shrugged. "Gimmie the old-fashioned skin mags. They're easier to manoeuvre when a guy's taking care of business. Speaking of, I've got an itch to scratch."

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"Dude. Gross! Is that what you're calling it now."

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"A rose by any other name, Sammy!"