Note: This story was a collab with hushimthinking, Awesome person, check out her tumblr!

Note: Doctor Who belongs to BBC, Sherlock Belongs to BBC, All Characters belong to BBC other than Caroline who we came up with ourselves

Author's Note: Caroline is young,fun,girl who had only been around The Doctor for a while. She is College student and...you'll learn more about her as you read

I Learn Things I Never Dreamed Of

The Doctor

I heard the faint noise of carols, smelled the fresh scent of peppermint and cookies saw lights blinking, everywhere I looked smiling faces. What was so special today? What's the big deal? Did they finally make a decent spaceship or something? Then someone grabbed me in a tight, warm, long hug from behind.

"Merry Christmas!" Caroline exclaimed.

" ?" I asked, lifting my arm to see her face

"You can't tell me you forgot about today," she yelled as she looked up at me. I mumbled something even I couldn't understand.

"Today is Christmas Eve!"

"Oh well that's nice, go do whatever little humans do on Christmas"

"Doctor, you promised"

"Promised what?"

"You promised you'd help me shop for presents"

"I...I NEVER SAID THAT"

"You did and I think we should hit Forever 21 first"

"Forever what?"

"Hmmm Maybe Hot Topic is having a good deal"

"What in the world is Hot Topic?"

"I need to go to Bath and Body Works too"

"What do they sell bathtubs or something?"

"No don't be stupid. They sell… hand soap and stuff like that. But that's not why we are going there; they have candles to die for! I need to get my hands on one of them"

"Wh-"

"Hmm...Let's go in this order, we will go to Forever, then Hot Topic, Bath and Body, Abercrombie"

"Woah woah woah. I never agreed to anything"

"OH NO, I PROMISED MOLLY A SWEATSHIRT FROM PINK"

"Pink?"

"I HATE PINK"

"Why? Is like the colour pink. It's all... pinky and cute"

"Not the color"

"Then what? Is it like a fruit or something I don't know about"

"Why do I even bother with you?" I started to reply but she continued,

" Okay so this is going to change things up, Pink then Forever, H&M, Hot Topic, Bath and Body, Abercrombie"

"WHERE DID H&M COME FROM"

"Wait scratch that, we are going to Gap, then Bath and Body, and then Abercrombie"

"Please kill me now"

"Yeah...yeah that will work"

"YOU WANT SOMEONE TO KILL ME"

"WHAT?! I never said that!"

"Yes, you did"

"Stop lying"

"You know? There is no point in arguing... let's go now because the sooner we go, the sooner we can come back" and with that I landed the TARDIS next to the nearest mall, ready to go shopping in a dozen different stores, I'd never heard the names of before.

"YES! I HAVE A COUPON! NORTH FACE JACKET YOU ARE MINE"

I didn't even bother to ask.