Okay, so………..I'm gonna shut up now and let you read the story, oh, wait, forgot the disclaimer

DISCLAIMER: yeah, so, I don't own any of these characters, and, y'know these are annoying…

Luigi: * in funky Italian accent * loooka, Mario, I wona a mansion!

Mario: * also in funky Italian accent * Ia Don'ta geeva a ratsa crapper!

Luigi: fine! Meeta you thera!

On the way…

Luigi: DANG!  I ama lost! Cursa dosa mapas!

…half an hour later…

Luigi: I finally found it!

* Creeking door that Luigi is going through to the mansion*

Luigi * yelling like a lunatic *  MARIO! MARIO! WHERE THE HOID ARE YOU, YOU BAKA!?!

As he goes into another room...

Ghost chorus: bwahahahahahahahahhahaha!

 Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! CRAP! I need an exterminator!

E. Gadd: * jumps in all heroic like superman with a cape on and an "E" on his chest * I'll save you!

E Gadd and the ghosts start to thumb wrestle and EG looses

EG: I…Need…I…Need…Housecleaning Devices! * Runs of for 3 seconds and comes back with a shop vac *

Luigi:Holy Jim! what do Ia Doa!

EG: * tosses Luigi the shop vac * * all mystical and deep * use the force Luigi, use the fo...gak!

E. Gadd  was strangled by ghosts, what do we do?

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * Attacks ghosts by hitting them with the Vacuum *

EG: * again all mystical with his gaseous head appearing in front of Luigi * NO!  Not like that, fool!

Luigi: Oha, lika dis?

EG: yes!

Luigi: Kay

Ghosts: Holy crap! * Get sucked in *

Nameless people: YAY!

EG: but that's not all…