Okay, so………..I'm gonna shut up now and let you read the story, oh, wait, forgot the disclaimer
DISCLAIMER: yeah, so, I don't own any of these characters, and, y'know these are annoying…
Luigi: * in funky Italian accent * loooka, Mario, I wona a mansion!
Mario: * also in funky Italian accent * Ia Don'ta geeva a ratsa crapper!
Luigi: fine! Meeta you thera!
On the way…
Luigi: DANG! I ama lost! Cursa dosa mapas!
…half an hour later…
Luigi: I finally found it!
* Creeking door that Luigi is going through to the mansion*
Luigi * yelling like a lunatic * MARIO! MARIO! WHERE THE HOID ARE YOU, YOU BAKA!?!
As he goes into another room...
Ghost chorus: bwahahahahahahahahhahaha!
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! CRAP! I need an exterminator!
E. Gadd: * jumps in all heroic like superman with a cape on and an "E" on his chest * I'll save you!
E Gadd and the ghosts start to thumb wrestle and EG looses
EG: I…Need…I…Need…Housecleaning Devices! * Runs of for 3 seconds and comes back with a shop vac *
Luigi:Holy Jim! what do Ia Doa!
EG: * tosses Luigi the shop vac * * all mystical and deep * use the force Luigi, use the fo...gak!
E. Gadd was strangled by ghosts, what do we do?
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * Attacks ghosts by hitting them with the Vacuum *
EG: * again all mystical with his gaseous head appearing in front of Luigi * NO! Not like that, fool!
Luigi: Oha, lika dis?
EG: yes!
Luigi: Kay
Ghosts: Holy crap! * Get sucked in *
Nameless people: YAY!
EG: but that's not all…
