A Walk through my twisted mind
By Ender
Ender: *Attempting to stay awake during biology* Must stay awake....Must stay awake.... *Face falls flat on the lab table*
Ender: Where am I?
Little blue Hedgehog: Hiya! Your asleep.
Ender: รด_o.....A talking hedgehog....
LbH: A TALKING HEDGEHOG!?!? WHERE?!?
Ender: O_o......ALL WELL!!! LETS DO SOMTHING BEFORE I WAKE UP!!! ^_^
LbH: You've been eating sugar again haven't you?
Ender: *Twitching foot up and down rapidly* Yea how can you tell?
LbH: Your at school Ender. YOU DON'T EAT SUGAR AT SCHOOL!!!!
Ender: I have to make some use of this dream sequence before the fic ends ok? So lets get busy.
LbH: Can I call Sephiroth?
Ender: NO!!
Sephiroth: *Drops down from the sky* Someone call my name?
Ender: Hiya Sephers......
Sephiroth: Hey, your that annoying author that is still trying to figure out how to write good fics arn't you?
LbH: You also forgot insane.....
Sephiroth: I don't let anybody but mother call me Sephers therefore you shall-
Ender: Ahahahaha! MAMAS BOY! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sephiroth: Thats it! *unsheathes masamune* Nobody insults me or mother and lives!
Ender: O_O eep. *Runs around as Sephiroth chases him with his masamune*
Ender: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
LbH: Ohhh NO! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Ender: O_O HELP ME OR I'LL GIVE YOU TO KINNEAS!!
LbH: Hmmmm.....tough decision....
Kinneas: *Pops up from nowhere* Did someone call me? ^_^
Ender: HELP ME!!
Kinneas: How?
Ender: o_o.... I DONT CARE....ah forget it!!! *Pulls out his grand piano of distruction and is holding it in the air over his head by the leg*
Sephiroth: O_O
Ender: DON'T COME ANY CLOSER OR I'LL SMASH YOU!!!
Kinneas: *Whips out clarinet of doom* Yea! Double for me!! *Places claranet to her lips*
All (except kinneas): O_O NO!!!!!!!
Kinneas: TOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
Sephiroth: No!! *Colapses into a little heap on the ground*
Ender: Gah!! *Colapses onto the ground and gets crushed by the piano*
LbH: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED ENDER!!!
Kinneas: YOU BASTARD!!
LbH: o_O *Turns to face Kinneas only to see her screaming at a broken television.*
Kinneas: COMMON!!! FRIENDS IS ON!!!! *Kicks television*
LbH: Riiiiiiight.....I'll try to save Enders life while you mess with the TV.
Kinneas: Good idea! OH YEA, if he pulls through, tell him to get a better instrament because this is bound to happen again!!
LbH: Will do.....You've been eating sugar too haven't you....
"Kinneas: YEA!! *claps hands furiously before cursing at the TV somemore*
???: ENDER!! WAKE UP!!!
Ender: huh?
Teacher: Class is over. Please try not to fall asleep in my class again....
Ender: O_o Don't worry I wont be falling asleep for a long time.....
THE END
(Or is it?)
A/N: No it isn't the end if I can help it.... I'll add chapters and my insanity insues..... *_*
